Lethal Lawns: Competitive Mowing Bloodsport Reviews

Here's my experience with this game: 1. Loaded it up, thought the studio logo was cute. 2. Went through the tutorial. Gameplay was fine but sound design is horrendous. Mowers sound terrible, sound effects are annoying and grating. 3. Opened the menu, navigated to Audio options. Turned sfx down. Clicked "confirm" and the screen resolution changed to, like, 640x480. Sides of widescreen are cropped off. What the hell? 4. Tried to find a screen resolution option *anywhere* in the menu. Can't tell if it's just not there, or if it's cropped off the sides of the screen and inaccessible. Game is now permanently in ultra-low resolution with no way to fix. 5. Looked for an INI file or anything in the game install directory to fix resolution. No luck. 6. Restarted the game and poked around the menus, marveling at how horrible the sound design is; even here. Mousing around the menu triggers a 'click' sfx that stacks infinitely, absolutely blowing out the music and wreaking havoc on the ears. 7. Logged five minutes so I could leave this review, and now I'm headed to refund.