The Balcony Reviews

its bad and its diffucalt

A simple yet challenging title with nice physics to boot.

Why have a normal game when you can project your pain on fictional people?

I find the physics in The Balcony very satisfying! Nothing makes me happier than watching a car crash from the tire I threw on its windshield. Playing this game is a great way to temporarily immerse yourself from your real life. Definitely worth the price. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

What to say about this game... Wacky physics drop everythings in people's (and zombies') faces. Campaing mode and 1 round of survival seems to made 2.4 hours for me. Campaign levels are fun and so is the survival. In a weird way that I can't exactly describe, the atmosphere of this game made me think of the finnish computer games of 90's, which is a really big plus for me. Throwing can be hard at times, I can viably hit things that are quite close, but I guess thats the whole point with fun physics goofin' games like this. I would've liked to hear more music. I liked the simplistic tunes in the trailers. Maybe put a radio in every level that you can turn on (or throw) and it plays couple of songs like in trailers? I would like to see more game modes/arcade levels, such as you throw mines or grenades in busy traffic and see how many cars you can take out, or a basketball level (how many hoops can you score on different hoops), or a rush level that a crowd walks by you and you take out as many before they all walk past you. Or throw garbage in to garbage bin... I would like to see more campaign levels and more puzzle elements in them, for example you have to figure out to throw something at a car a specific time so that it crashes into a big crowd or to a building that collapses, or to fetch a hidden gas canister and throw it in a campfire or flamign barrel so that it explodes, or just that you have to figure out who the target is by observing them. Leaderboards for survival would be nice, little motivation to play it more ;) Simple sound effects for each object hitting/breaking would be cool (I am sure that you can get for free some simple effects?) In the survival level walking up the stairs feels a bit buggy, if I try to run up it will sometimes get a little stuck in there. I am not sure about that you can fall of the balcony? Would it be better if you couldn't? (though you have to run to fall off, you cannot fall by walking so thats nice). I would like more feedback when you succesfully pick things up, in hurry I click a couple of times since in hurry I am not sure if the click registered, i.e. if I was close enough to pick up the item. I know there already is a little feedback, but it could be enhanced somehow. As a whole, this game offers fun to be had and I recommend this game for this price, for you don't get to drop things off from your balcony IRL so I did get satisfaction out of it. And my daughter laughed at it (that alone is worth 3,29€) I bet this would be great in VR...

Possibly the greatest Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Romance, Dystopian, Farming Sim, Thriller, Horror, AAA, Rougelike, Rougelite, Psychological Horror, Puzzle-Shooter, FPS, Third Person Shooter, VR, AR, MR, Mobile, PC, Looter, Doomcore, Party, Sandbox game of our entire existence on this planet. A permanent mark of human ingenuity.