Cat's Bar Reviews

Cute game

This game was super hard. It tested I IQ but I love the cat. I made this real in bar. Furniture just vanish my IQ low to is. But my friends they no help. Buy and help.

Where to start... All the reviews here are trolls so I thought it's not too expansive to give it a try... Yeah... In steam it says the game would be available in english, but it's not. Just particular. How to play and dialoge with other cats are in english, the rest in chinese. This would not bother me, but the icons are often alike and you can't make any progression if you don't know with which of the ingredients to work with (and there is an asonishing number of them). SO you can't even go for try and error and if you do: new ingredients are required, you need to gather... All in a short period of time during the day. And after the day? There comes the night where you can't do just anything. Stand there and wait. Read all the dialoges over your customers heads, which are more than just repetitiv... And a massage to steam: Your so called curators never ever have played the game and are just stating it would be nice and cute... I call ********

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cat's Bar. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the table placements will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the boss cat's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Japanese literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this game, to realise that it's not just fun- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cat's Bar truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in trying to find a whiskey base for several hours which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the developer's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Cat's Bar tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 10 culture of my own bar (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

The drink recipes are in Chinese EVEN THO THE GAME IS SELECTED TO ENGLISH AND DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS LIKE HONEY AMD SYRUP LOOK THE SAME SO I CAN'T MAKE DRINKS FOR MY CUSTOMERS AND EVEN TRANSLATOR DOESN'T HELP. The game itself is simple, nothing too exciting, it's fine. I only recommend this because

I was browsing Steam for cute little games then I found Cat's Bar and decided to buy it. I downloaded it but then when I tried playing it I couldn't even read any of the text in the game. The resolution was not set up very well and some of it doesn't even work unless you have your computer resolution set at 1440 x 900. Then some of the game menus look pretty bad. Some of the controls seem a bit funky as well. It seems like it could be a cute little game if they just touched up on certain things. In my opinion, I would say that this game has a lot of work ahead of it. I personally wouldn't make the purchase but it's not much money if you're willing to give it a try and if you don't like it you could just get a refund.