Monkey Rush Reviews

I hate monkeys

UPDATE: This is definitely a fake game / asset flop. Here is a link to this EXACT SAME GAME by a totally different fake developer, already on Steam. So pathetic. http://store.steampowered.com/app/713520/Adventures_of_Heroes/ This is some worthless mobile shovelware garbage right here. It's an obvious cell phone game. I looked on the google play store but could not find it up there, however, it is definitely a terrible cell phone game. There are absolutely no options whatsoever and every menu has cell phone style touch icons. The world select screen is meant to be swiped to the left to move it and there is even a button for in-app purchases. There are no microtransactions but you can tell that is what this area is meant for. This is probably free to play on one of the terrible app stores, possibly under a different name? This is most likely an asset flop as well, it is very unpolished and the controls sloppy. There is no controller support which is what you would want for a platformer. I imagine the cell phone touch buttons were just remapped to the arrow keys on the keyboard, with x being the attack button. It's very sloppy. While in game you can't even escape to the menu, they forgot to put in a way to exit, I had to alt-f4 my way out of this garbage. As for the graphics / art style, that is one thing that is very nice. I love the art in this. Whoever made the art did a really good job. I doubt it was the developers though, it was most likely whoever made this asset pack. The game itself tries to rip off Super Mario Bros in many ways except fails hard at almost every one of those ways. This is also listed as an RPG. THIS IS NOT AN RPG, THIS IS A PLATFORMER.. Whoever is shoveling this trash out is so sloppy they don't even know what type of game it is, that's the care the seems to have gone into this.. None. One other reason I think this is a worthless asset flop is because it released at 1 dollar with 40% off. No real game developer would work hard for a long time and then release their game for 40% off on day 1. This is some zero effort, careless, piece of trash cell phone shovelware game that is trying to copy a real game, and failing at every possible instance. This is pathetic and the "developers" should be embarrased.