Toddler Simulator Reviews

For a $1 game this is actually pretty good! Some of the achievments are kind of puzzle like and make you think a little bit, everything else is just breaking s#@t (including the game) and having fun. Obviously nothing in comparison to something from Obsidion or Bethesda but certainly more entertaining than your average $1 micro-pay "free-mium" game.

Very finished and polished game overall. The story is very immersive and well made. The characters and setting are wonderful. I love it.

Dear, Devolopment team of this game I play this game with my master... everyone said this is the best game ever. I will tell deatails of the best thing you have to see. 1. NPC: Best programming and clonning (I like NPC Walking so much they can fly too.) AMAZING 2. Gravity System : THE GRAVITY CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO YOUR GAME AMAZING 3. 1 of 7 incredible things in the world is here, that is flying stone I know the whole story that hide behind everything that you put in the detail. this kid is superhero that the world send to do a mission to save the world (ISEKAI) This is not our world but this is alien world that try to lie to me but in fact this is the ELIEN WORLD "Don't worry i will tell other people to come to play this game for save our world, Trust in me, Trust in my master" RECOMMEND 100/10

best game i ever played it was a masterpiece and wish it was exposed to more people, the gun play and mechanics of the game are polished even above RE2 remake, I think this game deserves a 9/10 for anyone looking for a true quality game for barely any money.

Is this not obvious it's a bad game. Not terrible for the price, otherwise for sure.

needs a rediculous amount of work... nothing to do except drive vehicles and knock over objects. Can't change cheeks or hair style either in character editor (although a good idea type of editor it is reminded me of elder scrolls which is a very good thing) Unless everyone else is playing a newer version I just bought this 2020 of the month of Feb..... hmmmm.... the people's legs don't even move... like everyone is a cardboard cut out they move down the sidewalk without moving their legs.... what else is there to do? How about putting some groceries on the shelves in the super market? Or how about putting more people in town to torment? I want to drive the car into the supermarket and have everyone running out the doors screaming "Oh my gosh its a kid driving a car its so dangerous run for your lives" in panic and dread!!! This would make the game more fun in my opinion. Still I recomend it just for the (POTENTIAL) humor this game possesses.

its not something i would just hop on and play for fun, but it is good for content. weird game, kinda funny lol. check out my full review here ! (dont worry, only 5mins long) https://youtu.be/na1xPBuuZHQ?si=lIqN_jix98AKQeM8 subscribe ;)

An awful shadow of Goat Simulator with none of the charm. Ugly, empty world with assets strewn about. The only interaction you have is to run into them and punch, both of which just flip things over. The "toddler" will vomit and say "no". https://youtu.be/WTjaVYvZFU8

This is a terrible game. Feels like an unfinished product. The people in this world float about and not even running them over with cars cause them no harm. It is almost as bad as John the Zombie.

In my personal opinion, this game has a lot of untapped potential and a lot of potential to be funny. At the moment, the game just seems sort of empty. Which would be expected of a game in Early Access, however this game is a full release. I feel as though this game was an unfinished project wrapped up and sold as a finished product. It is, by no means a bad game. Pros: -The physics are fun -Theres a decent upgrade system -Huge open map -Lots to explore Cons: -While the world felt open and explorable, it felt very empty. There were few things to actually interact with, and the things they had were all very similar. -It seems to try and sell itself as the next Goat Simulator, which would be fine except there are so many things in the environment that you feel like should be interactive and they aren't. -People run away from you on sight and you can't interact with them at all. Not even by hitting them with cars. Theres no point in them being there. -Fences and objects that seem like they should be destructible are solid objects that cant be moved. -Can't break through doors or windows in the starting house, but you can launch a couch 40 feet in the air with a single swing of your toddler fist. Most of these are small nitpicks, but they made the game feel very empty and uninteractive for me, especially for a simulator game. Another con is that your toddler character can throw objects all around by hitting them, but exploding barrels have almost no effect. They were very unsatasfying. I am not gonna say that this game is bad. If you could tweak some things to possibly make it better and more fun to play, give it some depth and some more interactivity, it could be really good. and I would be happy to come back and change my review. I will be following the game development as it goes. I hope to see some good things.