Battle Of Keys Reviews

YOU HAVE SOME MALL COP SHOOTING EGGS AT YOU CAW CAW THE GAME OVER SCREEN IS A MALL COP BEING RUN OVER CAW CAW, VERY CLEVER GAME CAW CAW

I literally got this game with cs go money lmao. Good thing to buy your friends for christmas. If its on sale for like 30 cents of course. I don't think the first level has 5 keys though.

[h1]NICE GAME[/h1] It is a nice game where you need to get all 5 keys in the levels. In this game they are 5 keys in each level, the player needs to find them all to win and must avoid the hostile police who will attack the player. There is 9 levels in the game. It is a fun game for the price I think it's worth. The game has decent graphics and there is some cool guns in the game but there is a little bugs.

Thanks Tero Lunkka for once again reminding me that Steam Direct is a broken system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPN4rpoK_NE Battle of Keys is yet another game in the slough of Unreal Engine asset flips that this developer releases. They all follow the same format of a hideous main menu and several "levels" of gameplay. It's honestly hard to review this particular developer's games because they may well have been created by either an algorithm or space reptiles trying to imitate our culture. This is an FPS that uses a mashed up amount of random assets from the Unreal Engine store. The developer tells you it's low poly, which in reality to them means removing textures from everything and calling it a day. The player character is the stock Unreal Engine dummy model and the only enemies are police officers, despite police forces not fitting with the setting or making any sense at all. The shooting is god awful. There is only one weapon in the game that is useable at all. It looks, feels and does as much damage as a nerf rifle. The items in the game all had textures removed so you can't tell what anything is. Even the bullets had the textures removed which just makes them round balls flying in the air. Some of these removed textures cause graphical bugs in the game. For instance on the first level the hills outside of the play area are completely textures with stock faces over the entire map. It's baffling how anyone could look at that and say it's worth money. The sad part is this isn't the worst game I've played from this developer, which should tell you just how lazy they are. If you found this review helpful, check out my curator page to see everything I cover. http://store.steampowered.com/curator/29029552/