Vaporwave Simulator Reviews

[b] Vaporwave Simulator [/b] is a small and very laggy 3D map that you can explore in about 20 minutes. I guess I was hoping for one of those weird exploration games but it is really not the case. It is nothing like LSD: Dream Emulator. That game had secrets, replay value, goal and lots of content. Vaporwave Simulator is just one map full of presumably reused assets. Well, I like the song but did he make it? I probably would appreciate the joke if the game did not run so poorly. Maybe if there were other locations to explore I could justify it. I can appreciate an ambient exploration game but this is just a crapy 3D map. There is no hidden meaning here or any "unique" artistic vision.

I was actually looking forward to this game, even if this is just a simple meme game, but there are just so many problems with this that it's simply not worth playing. At all. Not even for a minute. It's not even worth the $0.99 to buy this game because you simply won't enjoy your time playing it. I know you're expecting some meta, self-aware, funny meme game full of your favorite jokes about ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ and Ｆｉｊｉ　Ｗａｔｅｒ but this is none of those things. You will not enjoy this game. Bad points - Audio is incredibly loud and distorts. Normally have my volume set to 30-40 in my mixer but I had to lower it to 3 for this game. The audio is LOUD. - Framerate issues. I normally run modern games at 60-120fps but the absolute best I was able to get on the lowest graphical settings was 10fps, often lower than that. It's so incredibly unoptimized it's baffling. - The different graphical settings don't do anything - There is no pause menu. You have to press alt-tab to exit the game. - The game map is unfinished (?). The entire play area is a square and you can fall off the edge into the skybox, forcing you to restart the game. - Copyright infringement, stolen assets galore Good points - Literally nothing To the dev -- I'm sorry, but I'm calling it as I see it.

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Honestly, the only thing I have to say about Vaporwave Simulator is that the person who made this piece of shit is a low-life white-bred chicken-shit motherfucker who deserves to burn in the deepest part of Hell. If you want to make a game that people will like, put some fucking time and effort into it and not rush the goddamn thing! This game is something I would never touch with a 10 foot pole and I just want a motherfuckering refund for the $1.05 I spent on this worthless, awful, poorly made, rushed piece of fucking shit! Do not buy this "game." It is so terrible.

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This game plays like i slipped and fell up my own ass.

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First off, this game looks really fun and I enjoyed the music and theme. (the music is amazing.) -classic vaporwave BUT YOU NEED A GOD-LIKE PC TO RUN IT... I have a pretty decent PC and I average like 15 fps. Optimize it and I'll gladly change my review. Also if you need a tester hit me up dev haha. Thanks guys.

Congratulations, you successfully managed to ruin my day. Never before has a Videogame made me so mad in the first 5 mins. Don't get me wrong here. I like the Vaporwave Artstyle. However, the fact that this pile of shit managed to get on Steam, + with a cost of 99 cents, makes me rage. This is literally just a test map created in 30min ~ 1hr & it's not even optimised, resulting in a very bad performance. This definitely doesn't deserve to be on Steam.

Something that belongs on itch.io for free. Just a low effort Unity engine world with zero objectives. The palm tree mass kills your framerate, you can fall off the side of the map, the mouse capture doesn't work (at least for me) and the distorted Macintosh Plus grates on you hard almost instantly. Just go play the Broken Reality demo.