Deep Dark Fight Reviews

Truly an amazing experience. I felt the deep dark spirit inside me while I was fighting my way through to meet the ultimate...

So I just finished play through 6,973 and I must say the game has a lot to offer!

AW♂YES♂SIR♂ It's a gachi themed game and for that, it's already worth the money purely for the laughs. However those laughs are short lived as this game gets stale [i]REALLY [/i]fast. [h1][b]PROS[/b][/h1] [list] [*]Van Darkholme [*]Billy Herrington (rip in peace big boy) [*]LUBE♂IT♂UP♂ [/list] [h1][b]CONS[/b][/h1] [list] [*]Very repetitive [*]Coins and fighting enemies is completely optional, you're better off just jumping over everyone [/list] If you want to laugh for a good few minutes, then you should definitely get this. The achievements aren't that hard to get either, if you're into increasing your "perfect games" number. But really, it's basically the most basic game you can get, where half the mechanics are pointless. The only good way to actually fight the enemies without dying is to get them from ♂behind♂ otherwise you can easily be killed, but again this doesn't matter as fighting is completely optional 90% of the time. I only got this game as I got a coupon, but I wouldn't have gotten this game for full price, wait for a sale to snag this gem. BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR♂

Hardest part of this game is to figure out when it allows you to double-jump or block. Sound & Level Design 10/10

Finished Deep♂Dark♂Fight, what can I say? Well it's gachi themed, it's hard and unforgiving, gets a bit stale pretty quickly. But it was great for what it's worth. THANK♂YOU♂SIR Edit: RIP Billy Herrington, taken too early, left us for the great gym in the sky.

游戏崩溃以至于无法进入游戏，但游戏看起来挺不错，就给个赞吧(没真正玩过）

This game is not OK, it is bad. All sounds in game (music, jumps, sound of your death) are very annoing (but not gachi sounds of course). >1/2 of levels are VERY boring. Bosses are very boring, too. The last level had made so bad, that I deleted game. This game is not rofl-able, it is too good for that (but it is too bad to play it serious). I don't want to play this game for free, and paying even 300$ hm hm... 1,5$ for it is silly

Good,good.Change boss in the gym. But where's Mr.Banana?...Maybe Mr.Banana can late,but he never absent! Should mind about that. So,I won't give "recommend" rate for now.But I'll change to "recommend" if Mr.Banana appears! xD

Is it deep? Yes. As deep as a handsome stranger's eyes. Is it dark? Hell yes. Darker than the tall stranger himself. Will it take you to the fight? Not only will it take you to the fight, it will break your mother-f*cking spine in two, and have you begging for more, you sexy, sexy boy, you. ... Okay, so I lied. This game makes a bucketful of steaming camel-turd look tasty. Not so long ago, I reviewed a game called Deep Dark Fantasies. That wasn't exactly a masterpiece either, but I begrudgingly bestowed upon it a 5/10, on the grounds that it was at least...erm...morbidly curious. This game - which disappointingly seems to bear no relation, dev-wise - is unworthy of even THIS level of deference. It's CRAP, plain and simple; although it's clearly MEANT to be a tad on the perplexing and enigmatic side. (I'll bet you've never heard phrases like "boy next door", "that turns me on", and "just lube it up" after killing enemies in a game before? Come on. You have not. F*cking liar.) The "memes" might almost be worth it, if the game was at least kind enough to give you more than one life before declaring "Game Over". It isn't. Save your money for a bus ticket to a public park with fully implemented glory-hole facilities instead. Verdict: 3/10. (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210 Cheers!)

My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon... ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why