Barrimean Jungle Reviews

This is a game so poorly tested that its controls change from the first level to the rest of the game, in the first level when you move the mouse, the players view moves but for every other level after that, you have to hold RMB to move the camera; you also appear to only have fall damage in some levels & a couple of levels don't have collision on the ground despite there being a floor texture and I'm not even trying to get out of bounds in this mess. "The main dish for you will be various puzzles: Move objects, perform tasks, etc" I had to nudge the player model into out of place brightly lit white cubes & contextually appropriate rocks in order to allow the player to jump up small ledges or over a branch, I also had to go collect multiple 'power orbs' because some rocks were too heavy to move to jump up some small ledges, then I had to find a key in a foliage crammed set of corridors that junked my framerate. The tasks are "puzzles" in the barest sense of the term. "Do not forget that every step can be your last step" Sometimes collision isn't on the ground, sometimes you can leap from the top of the map & not sustain fall damage, other times you fall about 2 feet into a crevice and die for reasons (you seem to be a robot or some sort of shiny humanoid who shifts between an ugly silver model & the test pattern from older televisions, I don't know why this test pattern android can't handle a short fall but can survive a leap from the tree tops, or why their name is John according to the store in a game which barely addresses any story whatsoever, this doesn't even seem like it is memes). "Then we prepared elements of parkour. Despite the fact that at your disposal only running and jumping. It will not always be easy to get somewhere" While yes, running & jumping are core elements of parkour, allowing the player movement, a jump key & putting ledges some jumping terrain puzzles in your game doesn't mean you've added elements of parkour, you've made a basic first person game, those are basic controls. "6 parts each of which has its own unique gameplay" Yes, there were six parts; the gameplay is only unique if you consider 'sometimes you have to get a key and push a rock' to be unique from 'this time you only need to push a rock'. "A coherent and multifaceted plot" This isn't memes, just poor trolling for money. I used to quite like Steam trash, but post Greenlight it really has had some really poor efforts; I shouldn't have fond memories of Greenlight era, but these aren't better times & this is awful.