Box Looter 2018 Reviews

I got to the end! Funny joke game that is a hillarious social commentary on the state of gaming. You can definetly get your fill of opening loot boxes for a small fraction of what AAA studios are charging. Just be careful opening Pandora's Box!

Let me say upfront I'm pretty good at Starcraft and even have an APM over 250, so I speak with authority when I say this game will test your micro and have your finger spasming in pain. But the pay off is all worth it. Climbing to the top of Box Looter Mountain brought tears to my eyes. Needless to say I've already pre-ordered Box Looter Forever. If you're still reading, why haven't you plunked down .99c yet?

I looted pandora's lootbox... I know I shouldn't have but I did and now I have to wait for the ending..... 10/10

It only costs 99 cents. If you are reading this review just buy this game, because the meme factor alone is worth 99 cents.

A must have for any pc gamer, graphicly impressive and a deep story line i cant wait for the season pass to realese, I strongly recommend this product for any gamer experienced or not in all ages. Warning sometimes uses faoul language. Not suitable for anyone under 500 years.

- An amount content. You'll be stuck here for an amount of time. - A mechanic is present, especially once you've mastered clicking the loot boxes. - Visuals are there. They will still be there even 7-8 years down the road. - The story is.....OK. For a Simulator that's got 100s of boxes for it that's a bit of a weakness but a sense of pride and accomplishment compensates for it. - It runs smoothly and plays well. Haven't encountered any crashes (yet) but touch wood. I've been playing with the graphics set to nightmare mode.

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Unless you are here for Achievements.. this game sucks. There is 0 gameplay, 0 story, 0 anything. Its a clicker with no progress. Its not worth money at all. Unless you want achievements, its nice for that. easy and fast.

I never buy games with micro transactions or lootboxes, but when I saw this one I knew I had to try it and I wasn't disappointed. Loot Boxes everywhere and beautiful background scenery. Lots of Lootboxes everywhere. Everything you could want from a lootbox is in this game. Spinning Loot Boxes, Burning Loot Boxes, Battle-Hardened loot boxes, Plain old loot boxes, Elite loot boxes, Explosive Loot boxes, Stock Holder Pleasing Containers, and so much more. Yeah, yeah, I know it is a clickr style game. So What? If you love loot boxes in your games, this is the game for you. If you hate loot boxes in your games, this is still the game for you. 10/10 Oh and you can beat this game in under 2 hours.

How do I even review this product. It's not a game. This is surely what Valve were talking about when they mentioned "Fake games" This was clearly a case of "EA is in the dog house! So let's get a silly Loot box clicker game out ASAP, capitalise on the drama and make some moolar" Box Looter 2018 is not a Loot box simulator. In this game every single loot box you open contains money of a higher value than the loot box itself. That's all they contain, in game currency which is displayed as USD. A proper Loot Box Sim would be more like a gambling simulator, surely. I was hoping there would be some form of planning ahead with my money, some risk, interesting loot inside of the boxes, but there isn't. It's your average Steam bait clicker, except this time, you're clicking on loot boxes. Also the production value is non existent, the frame rate often dropped below 15fps when I was spam clicking boxes. Some of the Loot box names made me chuckle, so there's that. I opened a 'Raunchy Spinning Explosive Loot box. I bought and reviewed this piece of spunk filled gutter waste so that you don't have to. You can thank me later. [h1]0/5[/h1] Please check out and follow my Steam Curator where I shine a light on the very best indie games and occasionally poke fun at some of the worst. http://store.steampowered.com/curator/31321063/