Space Survivors I: The Reckoning Reviews

I read your comprehensive instructions regarding how to write reviews for your video game, and I hope I am not breaking any violations, or your heart, with the subsequent review. Your game is amazing, and has unlimited potential for financial success, if you tweak the following: 1) Maybe add textures. 2) The outhouse crashed the game. Maybe make the outhouse NOT crash the game. Otherwise I will just look at the lumpy church instead. 3) The Hitler zombie mannequin gymnasts who were summoned by the mythical cowbell seemed to lack sufficient animation, textures, AI, sound effects, models, movement, and essentially every possible thing one could associate with anything in a video game ever. But besides that, we loved the zombies. 4) How dare you, sir. How dare you.

Horrayyy! The developers of this title should be proud. Not of their terrible game making a mockery of the Unreal4 engine used for this abomination, but because this pile of fecal matter made my infamous M.I.S.S Series #50! What an accomplishment to truly be proud of! /end sarcasm * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1b3Xwss7TM * This game is so bad it makes all the asset flips and GameGuru trash on Steam look good in comparison. It truly is so bad that EPIC, the company behind the Unreal engine should file a lawsuit for defamation of their game engine for selling this vile Maggot Infested Stinky Sh!t (M.I.S.S.) on Steam. This game is easily one of the absolute worst games ever launched on Steam. (Watch the above video or even the game trailer for "indisputable evidence" which will prove my point and reason for my NOT RECOMMEND on this effortless trash made with zero pride and care)

I knew what I was getting when i bought this game. I consider the price I paid as a donation to someone or a group learning to program, model and texture. It just seemed like they could use some encouragement and hell it was not much anyway. I spent a lot more for dead Sea which was sold on steam for I think over 5 years with not a single update ever in that time (That's a bit of a sore subject for me and a few other people I'm sure). To the developers, Keep plugging away at this game. Even if it never turns into something, at least you will learn from it and the next game will be better. You can learn and get there if you really want it. Obviously I can't tell anyone to buy this, I can only say why I did. It just seems like doing something nice for a stranger is out of style in this world these days. Pick a cause and do something, It more than likely won't kill you.