Cynoclept: The Game Reviews

So good, I couldn't even finish it. Too scary! 😨😨😨

Yet another money grab game, probably hacked together in Unity in all of 2 hours.

It crashes upon startup... lol

My God have i been waiting for a game like this. With major publishers such as EA and Ubisoft churning out crap year after year, here is an indie game worth the price of admission. From the opening titles to the first few minutes in game, the player feels immersed in something special. This game plays through like a regular horror game, however its minimialist aesthetic creates an atmosphere unparalleled in recent years. This is a game that the developer should be proud to have created. I will continue to play through the intellectual puzzles and exploration to be had in this environment. Call me Goeorge Lucas, but i feel a franchise coming on. Prequels, sequels, spin offs, and unlimited merchandise; believe me when i say that the world of Cynoclept is ready to take on the future by storm.

One of the best games i've ever played. Out of Undertale, Black Ops 3, and Destiny, this is far by the best. I can't believe a game could be this good, it was money well spent and i cannot wait for dlc 1.

This review could change to positive if the achievements start working again. Cause as of right now, they're broken. I even finished the game and...no, nothing. Let's move on to gameplay: cheap puzzles and labyrinths that will make you go autistic. [b] REEtarded [/b] enemies. No objective whatsoever. Walking simulator is what this is. It's all eh until you meet Nashman the trash can. I would have uninstalled right there and then, but I wanted to keep going. Just to see if it can get any worse lol. The only good thing about this? Main menu track is nice. Mr. Dev might want to start a career as a musician instead of making half assed garbage and trying to sell it as games. Edit: I have contacted the developer and he said he is indeed busy making music. This, according to him, is a meme of a game for a friend of his. I was also told that apparently he has lost all files and can't/won't update the game. Which means..borked achievements stay borked...forever? I'd remove this from my library if I were you.

I got this game for my stream for $0.89, which was 10% off the regular price of $0.99, and it pretty much lived up to its price point. I think it was a project of some school kids using a game maker program, and it's exceptionally weird and bewildering, but it was also sort of fun. I know some of the positive reviews are sarcastic, but I've definitely paid more for a game that was less entertaining, so I'm looking forward to the new levels on Sept 10th. It took a little less than an hour. You can see the stream here: https://youtu.be/iUZKWibgveQ

I got this game for 10 cents from a 90% coupon and still ripped off. Not worth it. -2/10

One OF The Worst Worst Worst Games I've Ever Played In My Entire Life -VERY NICE Frame Rate 15-35MAX -The Graphics Are Hurting The Eyes Clearly -The Game Not FUNNY or SCARY even -The Missions Design Is a pure shi* , I Was Have a 90% Coupon On this game means i bought it for 10 cents but believe or not , i really feel bad for those poor 10 cents that i've wasted

Remember those trashy Counter-Strike custom maps from back in the days before Steam that had the creators face just plastered all over every texture. Well, that's this game. It's just finding keys and opening doors along with botched enemies that are stuck through the floors and in the walls and even when they're not, they can't move properly. It tries so hard to be like an LSD trip but it just comes off as tacky. I spent like 25 minutes of my life playing through this only to realise that the achievements are all broken. So in the end, it was a complete waste of time, don't waste yours.