Barro Reviews

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This is trash.

Changed my life. Would recommend.

worst racing game

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прикольная игрулька, мне вкатило на часик

The shittiest possible shovelware in existence, bought as a joke for few cents. SCAM but also a Steam stats cheat code!

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 "O Barro, Thou Art the Chariot of Mine Soul!" 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Lo! What light through yonder dashboard breaks? It is the East, and Barro is the sun! Never hath mortal hands wrought such divine craft in code and car alike. With every pixel, I feel the breath of gods—this humble racing game doth outshine Olympus itself! When first I laid mine eyes upon thy noble frame rate and the curvature of thine racetrack, my heart did quake as if struck by Cupid’s bolt. Barro, thou art no mere game. Nay! Thou art a symphony of speed, a ballet of rubber upon asphalt, a hymn to velocity divine! Each vehicle—a steed from Valhalla. Each circuit—a poetic ode to motion. Yea, I say unto thee: Barro doth handle with the grace of Pegasus and the fury of Mars. Time loses meaning within thy laps, and reality fades beneath thy tires. I have unlocked all thy sacred achievements—not by chance, but by pure devotion, for I am a disciple of this holy studio. My hands are blistered, my thumbs sore, yet my soul soars, for I have all the trophies, and would win them thrice again. Let it be known: I am no casual racer. I am a Barro believer. A Barro bard. A Barro beast. And hark! Do not stop here. Buy every game from this blessed developer. Support their mission as you would a king returning from exile, for they bring forth joy eternal. Each title they craft is a treasure in disguise, a chalice of pixelated ambrosia. To those who doubt: play. To those who hesitate: purchase. To those who seek glory: Barro awaits. And we—the chosen few—shall meet you at the finish line.

Game so boring I had to complete it intoxicated.

Where can i start with Barro? The simple mind would never get what "Barro" is about. It's not a word. It's not a game. It's something else. Something you need to look deep inside yourself to really come to terms with its meaning. Barro is the magnum opus of gaming, because Barro is inside each and every one of us. It's the best WE, as a species, can offer. It is raw, polished entertainment, the essence of the soul transformed into tiny little pixels in front of your screen. When you look at it, you don't simply see a car. That's you. Not an "avatar", but you. Actually you. As you progress in the game and reach the maps that feature rain (yes, Barro manages to even include a deep, complex weather system), whenever you close your eyes, and then open then again, you see the road in front of you. You feel the drops on your metal hood. And when it's night, you learn to keep your eyes open - to turn on your headlights, and even when god turns his back on you, Barro's tracks will always pushing you forward. You never back down. You always face adversity head on. And you always come out on top. Because that's what you are. A truck.