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I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

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Max: “No, come on, come on, you gotta pick, you gotta pick this. I’m Awesome. That is the gayest title you could ever have for a game.” Faceless: “Oh yeah boy, this looks like some Johnny Bravo, oh hoo, hoo, hoo, yeah son.” Faceless: “Install my game please.” Max: Laughs INSTALLING, INSTALLING, INSTALLING, INSTALLING Faceless: “Let’s play!” Faceless: “Hang on. Hang on.” Max: “What do you want?” Faceless: “This file may contain something bad.” Max: “What the fuck! Yeah nah, nah, nah, nah Steam, I’m using, what’s that fucking thing...” Faceless: “What do you mean, this is my game.” Max: Chuckle Faceless: “ImAwesome.exe” Faceless: “I’m going first because fucken’, it’s my game.” Max: “We can play Co-op. That could be fun. Just two bros being awesome.” Faceless: “Alright, we’ll play Co-op, let’s go.” Max: “Alright, well… okay, what.” Max: “This guy, this guy here looks like Howard Stanley.” Faceless: “How do you fucking choose your player.” Max: “Oh your game is so fun dude, awesome. What is this gay shit.” Faceless: “Choose your player.” Max: “Yeah alright, give me a second, give me a second, I have, I’ve studied the controls on this.” Max: “Can you believe this is real, this is real, it gives you, it’s probably gave me like six trojans.” Faceless: Giggle Max: “Alright, well.” Faceless: “Uhhhhhh!” Max: “Hold on I’m sending feedback.” Faceless: “It’s feedback page is a Facebook message.” Max: “They don’t have enough funding, for a feedback system. Well 600 people played it.” Faceless: “Let me just tweet now." Max: “Hey mate.” Faceless: “Ha!” Max: “How to pick player one. Imagine if they’re really active devs and they’re like, well, we’ll patch you into the mainframe, we’ll, they’re like, you have to put in a, um, you have to put in a ticket and…” Faceless: Laughs Max: “We’ll select, tell us what character you wanna select.” Faceless: “The guy’s probably just a social media monk and he’s like – Let me just ask the dev team.” Max: “Well this ain’t doin’ us any good here.” Faceless: “No shit!” Max: “Alright, so well, that’s a start, they’ve got their own memes and, it’s a guy taking a shit.” Faceless: “Oh my god, it’s some Spanish game.” Max: “Oh! You can download it from the Facebook page can ya.” Faceless: “Can we just play my game please.” Max: “Hey how is he so confident that he’s awesome that… And why is he wearing Christmas lights. And why is he so angry. And where’s his fingernails!” Max: “Okay well, I think we may have struck gold, this is definitely gonna be…” Faceless: “What the fuck is…” Max: “This is… This is the next World of Warcraft, dude I can see it now.” Faceless: “Did we pay for this game?” Max: “Yeah we paid for it, it was 30% off though so it was a bargain, it was only $2.” Max: “This is surely a money laundry scheme or something” chuckles Faceless: “This is, this is some…” Max: “There’s no way this is a game.” Max: “Let’s play single player. Oh! Here we go.” Faceless: “Well if it’s single player…” Max: “Am I being raped? I’m being raped in the street.” Max: “Du, du, dude, there’s the dev, there’s the fucken’ dev team.” Max: “Those are my tits.” Faceless: “You’re hitting people with tits?” Max: “Yeah, yeah and watch this, this guy fucking tries and thrust me with his cock.” Faceless: “It’s cuz’ he’s a construction worker, he… That’s alright he got abducted by the UFO, it’s all good.” Max: Gasp Faceless: “It’s all good the contruct…” Max: “You know what, you don’t get a go, you don’t even get a turn.” Faceless: “Why?” Max: “You forfeit” Faceless: “Why?!” Max: Giggles Max: “You wanna play Co-op? Alright, let’s start.” Faceless: “Maybe Co-op…” Max: “You forfeit.” Faceless: “Maybe Co-op’s a DLC.” Faceless: “Wow, they’ve replied, they’ve replied.” Max: “Hi Max, what do you mean? When you play single vs, single or vs and co-op.” Faceless: “They’re active as fuck, cunt.” Max: “Should I just… Hey bro! Looking for a little co-op or vs mode.” Faceless: “Oh my.” Max: “He’s bound to tell us how to play now.” Faceless: “He’s also going to see us bashing his game and calling him an ape.” Max: Giggles Faceless: “How is this game even allowed to be sold to the public, like honestly. It’s like selling a car without fucking wheels at the car yard.” Max: “Press start or enter with the second joystick… Or keyboard.” Max: “Your game will sell millions.” Faceless: “This will activated the second player. Fuck this shit, I’m out.” Max: Cackles Max: “He said KKKKK, thanks, do you enjoy?” Max: [b]“Fuck off, you mongoloid cretin.”[/b] Faceless: “Haha, you did not say that.” Max: “Nah, of course I wouldn’t say that.” clears throat Max: “This is really mean, this is really mean, I’m, I’m a bad person.” Full video available here https://youtu.be/y3yxIY12-Uc

What's the point? Do I recommend this game? NYes.

Bizarre and fun! Its a simple casual game, i could laugh a lot.

How awesome are you? This is an action beat'em up game, where you can do a bunch of insane things with people! Punch and kick dwarves and grandpas, dance the Rumba, get the Unicorn Bazooka and have fun. Get a lot of points and reach the TOP!

It's cheap...but bad. Half the time the movement controls stopped working, and a bit less frequently the fighting controls wouldn't respond. Every now and then the camera would suddenly move and focus on a part of the map that didn't have my character in view for a while. Just...no...

It opened on the wrong monitor on a multi-screen setup, controller support is wonky (sometimes your buttons will work, sometimes not) and there is nothing much to do except run around like a buffoon and punch people, watching them comically rocket off the screen, grabbing the occasional powerup to finally do something different for a few seconds. I paid $2.30 CAD for this game, played it eight minutes, and immediately requested a refund. You may be awesome, but this game is anything but. DO NOT waste your time.