Blood 'n Bikinis Reviews

game keeps crashing

Complete, utter trash, just like all other games in the NSFW genre. Matter of fact, I think it's not even my kind of game cause I don't understand the point of playing games like this in the first place. People (I mean heterosexual males) say they get turned on while playing stuff like this. I am a heterosexual male and I get rather annoyed than turned on. Therefore one could argue that I shouldn't be writing a review - positive or negative - for it in the first place. But this game is a special one (in a bad way) because everything about it looks and feels disgusting from start to finish. Or may be it's just me. Dunno what's wrong with me, or if there's something wrong with me even. I played two other NSFW games before from Steam: Treasure of Nadia and NSFW Solitaire, and the sexual content in them again annoyed the heck outta me but gameplay wise they were superb. This one on the other hand is absolute, 100 percent trash. I had absolutely no motivation to actually play it, or even attempt to give it a shot. And as a matter of fact, even before buying it I knew for sure I'd hate it. Why did I buy it then? Mainly because this game has a particular point shop item (a Steam client profile background) that I deeply and madly fell in love with (a voluptuous woman in bikinis at a beach), and it couldn't be purchased with my steam points alone. One had to actually buy and play this game for longer than two hours to be able to buy it. That's why. But I thought the game would be somewhat playable. I was totally wrong.