Snowballer Reviews

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

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I spent my last 80 cents on this and I am very dissapointed 10/10 would buy again

the Ui and the game itself is a hot mess needs more work or more polish

Honestly this game is a waste of money. I got it to play games with my friends and boyfriend and yet it wouldnt even let you join others games and could not run on my computer. I tried to both join a random game and create my own and both ended up not working or crashing the game. Even when I was invited to play by a friend it did not work at all and just kept me on the main menu. Do not purchase this game if you wanna play with someone because you will just end up annoyed and wasting money you could have gotten candy at the dollar store with.

You could say this had potential, but really in the state it's been left it no longer does. Clearly geared towards multiplayer, yet the regional servers are down and thus multiplayer is impossible. Singleplayer with bots exists, but the bots barely attempt to evade and mostly straight-line chase you around whatever map you're on until you "die" after being hit enough. Snowballer has the most horrendous optimisation I've ever seen on a Unity title, even running this windowed on the lowest settings you'll quickly hear your GPU try to imitate a jet engine. Graphically it sort of looks decent, but most maps are loaded with item props of varying quality so it all comes together looking like an early game mod. The default controls are decent, which is about the best I can say for this bit. Achievement hunters, note all included work but you'll spend ages trying to figure out what unlocks most of them. For some it's number of people knocked out, for others it's peeing on things. No, really. Whoever created this game must be under 12. You're looking at around five hours to complete Snowballer, provided you can handle playing it that long. I can't believe I spent money on this thing.