Dyno Adventure Reviews

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

garbage

Garbage asset flip.

Best game ever made in the history of the world.

ITS A BAD GAME filled with demons in luck ranged hearts

don't waste your money right now. This would be fun if the exit of the first level actually sent us to the next level.

This game is just a asset dump from other cheap games or direct from the workshop for the engine. Nothing works right, the levels make no sense, there is no connection in the styles, and over all the game is boring. Rotten potatoe

Competent enough for a dollar. It's a bit of an asset flip, but the visuals look nice regardless, and the platforming does provide a bit of challenge in other levels. This game desperately needs a double jump. Animations are a bit floaty too. Still, the actual meat and bones platforming somehow manages to be pleasing. If you can forgive the faults, you got a very solid dollar title worth pouring some hours into if you're looking for a new 3D platformer to play. My biggest gripe are these special levels where it turns into one of those nonstop running levels where you can only control the direction the character runs in and that's only in direction I might add. I came for a 3D platformer. Freedom of movement. When you take the freedom away, that's a big no no to me, especially since these levels require precise platforming. Also, the menu system looks generic as hell and doesn't work. I tuned the music down to play my own background music, and the music keeps on playing. Again, game is surprisingly, but you also have to be willing to bare with the flaws. Worth it for a dollar or less.

This is a poorly made game, with obstacles that are much too difficult for its supposedly casual nature, unfairly hidden collectibles, and generally janky jumping physics. But, it's genuinely challenging, and that's kinda rare nowadays. So I can't say I had a bad time, overall. Too many babies.

You ever see a game that looks cool but has nothing but negative reviews, and you think--I will buy it prove all these haters wrong with my overwhelmingly positive review? That's this game for me... but I could not prove all the negative reviews wrong. The controls are extremely janky, and the platforming is nothing less than a chore. The game looks nice, and has potential, but it was just not fine tuned enough to be worth the player's time.