Make America Great Again Reviews

Bad game. Terrible President. So sad.

Make Games Great Again

Why You Should Like Trump 1. He Is A Businessman & Billionaire 2. Not Reliant On Donors 3. Not Politically Correct, Says What He Wants 4. Pro Tax Cuts and Deregulation, Capitalism NOT Socialism! 5. The Establishment Hates Him 6. Negotiation Skills 7. Jerusalem Is Israel 8. He’s Pro-Women But Anti-SJW 9. Stands For Family Values, The Kind That Built The West 10. Everyone Loved Him, Before He Ran Against The Democrats 11. His Policies Are Spot-On, Particularly Immigration 12. He Can Bring In Independents To The GOP 13. Lowest Latino and Black Unemployment in Decades 14. Mike Pence Is A Great Vice-President 15. He Is Pro-Life 16. He Loves LEGAL Immigrants 17. A True American Nationalist Has actually LOST money while being President 18. Stands For Real National-Conservative Values 19. When He's President ISIS Can Say Bye Bye 20. Nationalism NOT Globalism

Playing this game almost makes me want to set myself on fire. Gross. https://youtu.be/7qykJxuDFvE

We need to build a wall around this game and Make Steam Great Again.

uhhhhhh. did anyone else get outta the middle east? ik i suck at this game but Trump could not get out of the middle east...anyone? quite room tonight.

Very fun, a time killer, funny. Controls are a little weird at first but you get the hang of it. The levels are challenging which makes it funner. Would recommend.

This game is great! Easy and quick to understand! The great man, the one and only, aka Big D, aka supreme leader, President Donald theDon Trump would approve. 13/14 Illegal borderjumpers would play again. #Trump4Pres #HesWithUs

Likes: - simple and fun game - simple control layout + use of mouse - you get to kill terrorists - it upsets NeoGAF Dislikes: - would have been cool to have some sort of upgrade system for uncle Don and his weapon of choice

TL;DR:

10/10 would get decked by camel again (IGN) ---------

PROS:

+ Clean and family friendly + Beautiful graphics + Adorable sprite work + Does not bash or stereotype Trump + Amazing backgrounds + Soothing, nostalgic-esque music + Kebab removal + Fast-paced + Addictive + Extremely challenging for people with poor motor skills (like me due to autism) + Your worst enemy is a spastic camel, or three, or ten, CLYDE GET AWAY FROM ME THIS INSTANCE

CONS:

- Controls are unwieldy and lack options to change what keys do what - Jumping is difficult to control, making many obstacles very difficult to surmount, but this is part of the challenge I like - Pressing left and right moves Trump an exact space, making fine control and aiming difficult - When using the mouse, you can only shoot by clicking in one corner of the the screen, and as such, you often fail to shoot when you want to if you forget where your cursor is -----

LONG SUMMARY:

This game is a cheap, wholesome, side-scrolling addition to any Steam Library, and ESPECIALLY for any Trump fan. The artist who designed the game made painstaking effort to make the game look beautiful, elegantly mixing pixel work into stunning backgrounds. You can see the love put into this game. This game is NOT for Trump-bashers and Hillary voters (unless they have an open mind). This game is NOT for those who are impatient. Be ready to try again and again and again, always failing and restarting to get it right. The satisfication is amazing when you clear that part you struggled. I am proud to give my stamp of approval on this adorable little game. It could use some work in its controls, but the gameplay is solid and I am absolutely in love with the graphics. I normally don't care about graphics, but in this game, it really adds to the experience. For the price it sells at and for a bit of difficulty with the controls, I have gotten my money's worth, and will gladly be decked by a camel again. -and again. -and again. -and again. .....and again.