Beerman Reviews

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I CUMMED 5 TIMES

[h2]Beerman[/h2] Has a total of [b]8[/b] trading cards.

My life has changed thanks to Beerman. Thank you Beerman.

Thought this was HL3, I was sorely mistaken :( Also it's not very good, quite terrible actually.

best game please nominate 2023 goty awards pls pls pls

I have seen the intro and that was enough for me. Not funny, sorry. Also, the name in the taskbar is "New Project", they did not bother to change that.

My life was a wreck before I found Beerman. I cope with depression and Beerman helps me forget about it. I connect with Beerman on a spirtitual level. I'm so greatful for whoever gifted me this game because I would not be the way I am today. The voice acting is top notch. The characters feel like real people not like the robots that Mass Effect Andromena gave us. The gameplay is simple but addictive. With an amazing story, great characters, amazing voice acting, you should buy yourself a copy of Beerman to be changed like I was.

My life was a wreck before I found Beerman. I cope with depression and Beerman helps me forget about it. I connect with Beerman on a spirtitual level. I'm so greatful for whoever gifted me this game because I would not be the way I am today. The voice acting is top notch. The characters feel like real people not like the robots that Mass Effect Andromena gave us. The gameplay is simple but addictive. With an amazing story, great characters, amazing voice acting, you should buy yourself a copy of Beerman to be changed like I was.

Beerman is a badly and insincerely made "joke" game where you do some simple Adobe Flash tier gameplay with a beer themed superhero... the jokes are bad, the premise is bad, the delivery is bad. This is the kind of thing that I think is harmful to Steam in some ways because this insincere pollution takes up marketing space and visibility from sincerely developed amateur games. It gives indie devs a bad name. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2024 (and this was released not so far back in 2016), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a very healthy spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Beerman is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. [b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

This game is great, I really enjoy the moment-to-moment gameplay; it keeps me hooked and coming back for more!!! I hope a sequel is in development or at least some DownLoadable Content (DLC) at this current time.