Project RPG Remastered Reviews

Project RPG ... "Without the RPG". There is no leveling or upgrading skills. The only thing I can see are stock gameguru maps and enemies. There are some notes about a story, but the game just resets after a while. So I guess there is no real ending or story. Missed the ball on this project dear dev, on to the next project.

Probably the best game I've ever played. You can find basically everything here. Medival vibe, assault rifles, hand weapons, tanks, soldiers, assasins, firendly villagers and most important of all - great storyline. Truly one of the most thought through games in recent years. Overall i reccomend this to basically everybody. Kids, teenagers, adults and even seniors! 9,5 / 10

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shloak. That perfect, curvy body. That bountiful belly. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring.I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Shloak pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥. I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once.this reminds me of a sex dream i had about jean-luc picard. i dreamed that his penis was located on his head, so i rubbed his bald head and ♥♥♥ came out. i woke up and my bed was all sticky, and at first i thought i had had a wet dream and cummed my bed, but it was actually my poop.♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・Back when I was 11 I had a minecraft gf with this same haircut and occasionally we had sex which was possible when she was in bed and I would stand on top of her and pound the shift key until my finger was broken. its a shame we lost touchPraise the Ayatollah! A plane landed in Iran to deliver 400 million dollars and I literally screamed with glee and unloaded the 400 million dollars from the cargo hold. The mullahs declared a fatwa and the Revolutionary Guard threatened to kill the infidels. I didn't mean to accept 400 million dollars from the DEATH TO AMERICA but I'm literally in shock from this massive ransom payment and I don't know what to do. I feel like going on a suicide mission or abducting more AMERICA IS SATAN. I want the whole world to be Iranian and subjugated to the Supreme Leader of Iran. I want to be a good, faithful servant to the Absolute Guardianship and the Leadership of the Ummah.In west Pakistania Born and raised On the bomb range where I spent most of my days Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool Shootin U.S. troops outside of school When a couple of americans who were up to no good Started defiling islam in my neighborhood I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran" I whistled for a plane And when it came near The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare" Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law" "Go bomb in Tehran" I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna" I looked at my flag I've earned my title Who is this ♥♥♥♥ dock? Who is this erection ejection? Who is this ♥♥♥♥ tick? Who is this ♥♥♥ plum? Who is this seed steed? Who is this prick chick? Who is this ♥♥♥♥ stock? Who is this seminal sentinel? Who is this phallus chalice? Who is this anus ignoramus? Who is this smegma enigma? Who is this beef curtain hurtin? Who is this ♥♥♥♥ runt? Who is this jism prison? Who is this ballbiting ballerina? Who is this dongle mongle? Who is this penis machinist? Who is this chin chin bin? Who is this scrotum sorceress? Who is this wiener cleaner? Who is this pole populator? Who is this stiffy stimulator? Who is this pillar pimper? Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

Its unbelievable how often it crashes. The wrong combination of mouse clicks and buttons pressed and .. bam crash. For example if I press left and right click in loading screen it crashes. I have i9 9900k and NVME SSD Drive and it takes A LOT to load. Almost 2 minutes. For that level of detail it should load instantly. When I go to the "village" the people actually have the animation of walking and dont move at all. I payed 0.79 ponds and I still feel ripped off.

I guess this is technically a game ... but it's really, really bad. Is it worth $1? Maybe. I mean, it did distract me for about 30 minutes.

best game ever unbelieveble good gameplay but if epilieptic die mvg jedelele bv

The name in the taskbar is "Game Guru", they did not even bother to change that. The fact that this kind of content exists makes me sad.

This game is utter shit. First of all, there is no options in main menu, so you have to change your preferences in-game. Also, there are no RPG elemental for typical tools as map, inventory or other things. The story is about you waking up outside a mexican look-alike town, and you are trying to find your wife and child(ren?). The idea behind it is maybe accepting, but for getting inside, you've to find a key to open. Really, why? Are the inhabitants afraid of foreigners like you? Funny thing is, the inhabitants look exactly the same, either barbarians from generic RPG game or half-cute female ninjas. What's the concept behind the RPG game, you might think? Well, consider the anime show GATE, where medieval meets modern warfare. Well, that's just about it. The quest system is retarded as the voice acting is in Guise Of The Wolf, almost worse. Why? Because there's no voice acting at all in this game, you've to read what's happening so it might happen you miss you've a quest to complete. In other words, to do things, you MUST COMPLETE RETARDED quests such as "find my bow and I'll let you through". Any good about the game. Well, I found a sniper rifle and killed all of the inhabitants, they deserved it for living in a horribly made game by any producer "using RPG maker". Really, if you want to play at least decent RPG game, do yourself a favor and play Dragon Age, Fallout New Vegas or The Witcher series. This game is shit tier work.

If you enjoy games like The Witcher 3, Skyrim or God of War this game is perfect for you. The negative reviews come from people with bad hardware. Even i am barely able to get 4k/65 fps with ray tracing on with my 2080 Ti. You have to deal with performance issues in a massive open world rpg with top tier graphics like this one. The orchestral soundtrack is a blast. I love it. My favourite song is slightly artistic. I heard that the story takes forever to complete and that it can be pretty demanding gameplay wise with the puzzles and all of that. But it's definitely worth it. Just buy this game. You don't want to miss out on this one. Trust me.

This is the number one most embarassing thing I've ever seen on Steam. And I own 20 out of 21 Digital Homicide titles. And those are more competently made than this abomination. For crying out loud ... Some guy took Gameguru, a software toy that is not at all suited to commercial game development, or indeed meant to be used for anything but building ultra-basic game concepts and sharing them with friends, and decided he would try running the same scam DH did: copy and paste what amounts to little more than tutorial content and sell it on Steam. (Heck, there are tutorial levels included with Gameguru that is more content-rich than what you're getting here.) It's like the developer is playing some kind of horrible joke on the consumer: A suburban front door is used as a city gate! The same two buildings copied and pasted dozens of times! The same character models copied and pasted! Horrible animation! No dynamic shadows! The same dopey music they use in that medieval tutorial in Gameguru! An assault rifle with magazines lying around a medieval town! Stilted, broken writing! Super low framerate (and yet it looks awful)! There's nothing here to make you think this could be a RPG of any kind. And there is certainly no indication that this will ever be a real game. Read the Gameguru store page. Making commercial games is not what it is for. (Note, I've seen another user try and push a copy and pasted tutorial map through Greenlight, though I don't believe he succeeded.) As if Unity hasn't done enough damage to the reputation of the indie development scene, now things like this come along, ready to be abused by a plethora of greedy nitwits. I'll be reporting this "game" via the store page. You decide for yourself if you want to do the same.