Zaccaria Pinball - POSTAL Brain Damaged Table Pack DLC

Out of nowhere, it's more Postal tables! With Postal Redux, and now Postal Brain Damaged tables, the best of the B-grade, cult, trash, gaming series is now represented in Zaccaria Pinball! Customization - What's included? A couple of Hyper Strange stickers that, while certainly the superior development team in comparison to RWS, do not compete with the RWS Postal Babe stickers from the other Postal DLC. There's also a clear pinball with a brain in it, so you too can cause brain damage! Table theme - What is Postal Brain Damaged? Hyper Strange brought legitimacy back to the Postal brand with their psychedelic, cartoony, toilet humor satire of 'Merica as a Doom Eternal-boomer-shooter-revival entry to the series. Those are the vibes that come with these tables. Lots of toilet paper. Representations of the evolved American, the true progressive back bone of the country's dismal future--in other words, suburban red hat rednecks. There's also lots of fast food and body shape caricatures that were just a little too early to be poking fun at ozempic [see what I did there?]. Of course you've got to have Karen representation or else a manager will be demanded. Tying it all together is a general sense of insanity and stupidity. Brain Damaged enemies and weapons make appearances across the tables including the most OP weapon in Brain Damaged - the ♥♥♥♥♥ Blower. As well as the most outrageous weapon in Brain Damaged - The Penetrator, or, as a friend referred to it, the Dilbow. Voicelines are vulgar and not for the faint of heart nor those who have deluded themselves into believing they have moral standards. Fun factor - How does it play? The tables themselves are about the usual amount of Zaccaria Pinball fun. They're okay. The retro table is more enjoyable than most retro tables, which makes that drain on the left side that's near immune to nudges all the more hateable! Curse you!!! I also found myself enjoying the SS table. Typically, I'm more a fan of the remake and deluxe tables. Ultimately, I probably will play those more in this pack as it's just easier to keep the ball alive and there's more... stuff. But it's still worth acknowledging the retro and SS tables didn't take as much warming up to as usual. I haven't been able to crack the top 10 for any of these tables day one, when it's easiest to do. So, you know you can trust my unbiased opinion on table play.

Boyish toilet humor matched with clever designs and original ideas make these tables a lot of fun to play. Uses the phenomenal Magic Pixel pinball physics (most realistic out there). These tables are an excellent addition to my collection. They're challenging, and highly replayable.