Lost Legends: The Weeping Woman Collector's Edition Reviews

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Okay if you want to play as an unhinged psychopath journalist who travels to a town with an average IQ of 60 and freely breaks into people's homes to wantonly steal and/or destroy their belongings. Our girl breaks into the home of an unsettlingly happy old man who offers to tell her a ghost story if she prepares him tea in his own kitchen. After preparing his tea, she uses a stool in his house to reach something up high. "I have no further use for this stool," the transient psychopath intruder then declares and proceeds to saw off the legs. Later, upon coming across a private house that proudly announces in a note taped to the door that the occupants are away, she tries to break in, but "Oh, ugh, it's locked, figures," she scoffs as if that isn't basic common sense. (Don't worry, she does eventually break in and steal/destroy their things) At the end, when she's finally done stealing/destroying the townspeople's things, she [spoiler]solves the mystery and finds the missing kids, who continue to stand around like idiots after she frees them. Immediately after the culprit explains her motive, the psychopath journalist narrates, "We may never know her reasons," so I guess the real twist is that the psychopath journalist was deaf the whole time.[/spoiler] In the bonus chapter, the psychopath journalist travels to another town with a lower average IQ to track down a sleazy guy who's seducing the town's young women. "Oh my, why ever is it young women that he targets?" asks the braindead mother. Uhh... Basically: so bad it's good.