Coconut Queen Reviews

Relaxing, casual build/strategy game. 73/100

Love this game and the wording is funny

YOu are the coconut queen and will be treated as such. Also, you will be challenged to change histori in LuiLui Fun, casual, and awesome voice acting.

Fun for breaks or when you don't want to really commit to anything. Commitment issue people, this is for you. But I can't commit to any promises.

If you like being treated like the most awesome person ever, and want to build up a tropical tourist trap, this is for you. They live to serve you, and say so.

This game is super addictive. Kind of like Dinner Dash and all those stereotypical games where you run around build, upgrade, and manage things. You dash about and have your "Hunks" build things for you to earn cash to build more things and to hire more hunks. You upgrade things to make them better, buy out stuff to upgrade them, and then meet certain goals throughout the game. I only had to replay a scenario twice, they get increasingly difficult as you move on but I didn't run into any problems until the last chapter in the game. It's a fun game, very casual, and worth the $10 that I paid for it. The replayability isn't there for me though. I don't like replaying levels only to beat them again and again.

I love this game. I liked the story line, the challenges, the art style and, the voice acting. Why are there no credits?

On the black tide I washed ashore on these uncharted rocks. I wonder now if I had drowned and awoken in Sheol, for find myself among only devils of the abyss. In the night, I hear their drums, the arrhythmic pounding when they sacrifice to their cruel gods. I dare not venture inland. I make camp on the desolate sands, for the jungle is awash with rot. Miasmic and pulsating, it calls to me, but I will not follow. It is a festering wound. It stinks of corruption. There are no ships on the horizon. No sails to be seen. I hunt crabs on the beach, without much success. The thirst is maddening. I crack fallen coconuts against the rocks, sucking them dry like marrow from bone. Soft flesh or putrid milk, I gag and choke it down. I collect the shell fragments. I use them for jewelry, fashioning necklaces and armbands. I decorate my camp. I bring civilization to a place of savagery. I piled rocks by the firepit and called it a throne—for having carved out an existence here, am I not queen of this forsaken shore? The natives grow restless. Savage shades who harbour only murder in their hearts. They know I am here. They are hunting. They are coming. From a smashed coconut I dab war paint on my face. Run my fingers down my axe, squeezing the handle. These are my rocks. These are my palms. They are coming. They are coming. I am the coconut queen.

I picked this game up when it was on sale and I wasn’t expecting such a fun game. The artwork and voice acting is excellent and it has a funny storyline. The main goal game is to build tourist amenities throughout various locations around the island.  It’s similar to games like Build-A-Lot in that you have limited resources and workers but there is much more freedom to place buildings and bonus-generating structures. The game is addicting since it’s really easy to pick up and play- most of the levels can be finished in 6 or 7 minutes. And once you finish a level your development carries over into the next one so can continue building it up. However, beware of a glitch that may prevent you from seeing the true ending. If you complete the side paths of the game before the main story, the ending might not play after finishing the last level. Leave the side areas (the ones you need rubies to find) until the main story is complete.