Korwin The Game Reviews

INSTANT REGRET BUYING THIS "GAME" Don't be fooled by positive reviews as they are all sad attempts at memeing. I actually wanted to enjoy this, but sadly, it's efforts are as pitiful as the titular character's and the libertarian movement's in general. It's a rudimentary proof of concept that looks like it was made in Klick&Play/GamesFactory in 15 minutes. Despite it's libertarian message, it resembles fruits of hardcore communism or even Juche. Level design was performed by trans women of color hired for diversity quotes without any idea about games in general. There are three game modes, but none of them work properly or were even finished, they are ridden with bugs apparent within seconds of gameplay, lack animations and sound effects and feature apparently placeholder graphics made in MSPaint with Windows fonts. This "game" does not even include any kind of options besides the generic UNITY PERSONAL EDITION launcher and volume (when you try to exit the game). It doesn't include a plot besides the Star Wars pastiche with a sad broken English voiceover from the trailer, any kind of tutorial (not that it's really needed, given the Cro-Magnon levels of complexity) or a functioning interface. It doesn't even include a proper main menu. There aren't any roads. You have been warned.

Can't recommend it. While I am a strong and year-long supporter of Korwin this "game" looks worse than an end-year project of an average video game design student. Awful low-res graphics, awful controls, bad level design, very bad eye-hurting blur during movement, awful music and more. Sorry, can't recommend. There are better games out there for around one Euro. I don't even find it funny as some people claim it to be. I hope the money from this little monster goes to fund a political campaign of KORWiN. ;] This is a Unity experiment someone just did in their spare time and thought that it might be cool to get some cash for it from people interested in the topic.

It has multiple levels, it has multiple game modes, it reminds me of old games such as Super Mario. You also kill communists and SJWs. 10/10

Cool little game, with theme of fighting against communist and marxism. Old style platformer / defence. I prefer the defence mode.

If the name doesn't ring a bell - it is not a game for you. If it does: it's more a joke than an actual game. I enjoy having it in my library more than I do playing it.

Buggy, unfinished mess. Graphics and references are funny only if you are familiar with Polish politics and still get boring after, like, half an hour. Out of three game modes one is straight out impossible to finish and one crashes the game upon finishing. Not worth even for free, honestly it's the devs that should be paying people in this case.

Game is funny, for sure. But other than that, just an average platform game. I recommend playing it only for laughs, because you won't get much more.

This game is a silly joke. It should have been a free flash game, wanting any amount of money for that is just crime against humanity. PS. Jebac Wykop i Karachan.org - najgorszy sort ludzkiego smiecia.

Nice gameplay, but unfortunately this game would not be understood by many gamers (as you can already see in the reviews); you need to have some basic knowledge of inner political situation in Poland to understand many of these gags. Me myself — I'm a Russian right conservative, and I totally support Janusz Korwin-Mikke and his efforts to save his country from the welfare socialist plague, but unfortunately that's the only reason I give this game a "Yes". If you don't know anything about Korwin and Poland's lefties, you won't enjoy this game as much as I enjoyed it.

Polish political commentary in the form of a platformer. Do I understand any of it? No. Is it a good game? Not really. The controls are floaty and the areas are pretty poorly thought up and designed. Should have been a free flash game. The target audience isn't the steam userbase anyway. edit: if the dev makes it moddable so I can put Trump in instead of Korwin, I'll change this to a positive review