Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Reviews

STOP BEING A SUCCESSFUL YOUNG ADULT, YOU STUPID BABY. I WAS SHORTING YOUR 20's!

It’s insane how bad I am at this game. Maybe that’s better for me in the long run.

Giving it a thumbs up because it's hilarious, but there doesn't seem to be much to the game

great game with a great sense of humor. A short and sweet ride that doesn't overstay it's welcome.

I honestly didn't think a game about speculative economics could be so strategic, dynamic, and fun! But it is and I'm glad having given it a chance. I also enjoyed the characters and narrative elements present through the game as it adds thematic context to the fast paced money making gameplay. This game is more than worth the investment! Recommended!

didnt expect this game to be as fun as it is, from genuinly getting excited over big turn overs and audibly mad at times after loosing everything after some baby has the most misserable life possible....

buy babies... sell babies... it doesnt matter. you dont get to keep it after you die

The game is cool conceptually. I just thought it was a little too repetitive and that I'd beat it too quickly, so I refunded it. But I don't think its bad and I would recommend it to people who like gambling games.

It's a novel idea but there's nothing here at all. You pick one baby out of 4 options, random unpredictable events happen to it and the price goes up or down. You don't get any real info about a baby such as IQ or parents or whatever. There are "consultants" who give you a fair idea of some aspects of the baby like general lifespan, but not much and of course they're wrong quite a bit. Each game has a time limit. So it's not like you're building wealth and progressing. It's a series of short scenarios and campaigns that you can play in one sitting. And that makes sense, because the game is so shallow that it would be exposed if it tried to do anything more than that. If the topic wasn't babies but stocks overall and the game had to survive on what it actually was, you would never have heard of this title. Even if you do want this in your library, $20 is insane. I paid $16 for this on sale and that is also insane. It's maybe worth $2-$5.

Stylish and funny but there's so little substance to this game that I find myself bored after two hours.