Evoland 2 Reviews

The first one was a cute 2 hour gimmick, this time around it's a real game. The homages and easter eggs are fun, the actual story is very nice and gameplay varies nicely from section to section

It's the worst game I've played this year, and I played over 70 and one of them was a "clicker" about farting... It starts out great, too much "zelda" for my liking, but I can survive that, too much talking about nothing and going to polar opposite of the first one with exposition, but I can endure that, what I can't stand is dogshit controls, staggers while jumping that work unlike in any platformer from back in the day, even tho it was supposed to catch that nostalgia feeling awdhbhgniwhu, two, maybe three styles being 90%+ of the game and one dungeon, short location or boss battle being something more refreshing If someone would force me to watch a slow playthrough or create fan animation based on the story that lasts 50h and has all dialogues written on paper in hieroglyphs by someone with tourette and I would have to decipher it to continue with the seance, I would enjoy it more than the actual game. Firstly because someone would actually make and finish something and not give up halfway through and hope for the best, secondly because it actually sounds like a fun thing and lastly, nothing can be as excruciating as this, even if it would involve torture techniques Now I see why Northgard had so many issues it did...