Weed Simulator Reviews

How can one write something negative if you are the bush.

The Beautiful Green Sometimes, we all need a break by using a certain something that some states apparently still have banned. Fortunately, the great minds behind other sim games created an actual game made by god's raging boner. The unexplainable peak game play that is Weed Simulator changed me as a person. It changes more than your way of thinking, but the character of oneself. Weed simulator has taught me patience, integrity, and what it is like to be a common weed among a world of people of the same variety. Weed simulator teaches patience via all of it's achievements being aquirred through waiting it as a maruajuana plant. This matters as it requires times of up to 100 hours standing still which improves upon attention spans, thus making it viable for the human mind to play. Another reason it builds upon patience is due to all the scenery that is yet to be seen, only unlocked after viewing for a quaint while. Which believe it or not, makes the game better by training patience by teaching an important lesson about how all good things come with time. Thus forth, Weed Simulator should be bought because of it's strengthening of patience. Another reason Weed Simulator helps train the mind is by adding in Integrity. Weed Simulator demonstrates integrity by forcing the player to be a weed in a harsh enviroment where they are without water which helps teach players to survive without want. This helps build character as it teaches an important moral that we do not need wants, we want needs. Another reason it builds on integrity is due to the player facing different climates as a plant, which helps the player because it teaches them basic survival and preserverance against harsh conditions. FInally why Weed Simulator helps players become better people. FInally, Weed Simulator helps mentally by allowing a way to detox. Weed simulator as proven by John Weedsimulator himself, said that playing the game helps cope with getting only stems and seeds off of that Romanian Hubba Bubba Jungle Gorilla Dick which helps a lot as stress when getting finessed by the plug sucks. The last reason how it helps detox is by torturing constant smokers by making them into the only thing they consume which in turn, saves them from an addiction All and all, weed sim is the greatest ever concocted masterpiece of a game. It helps detox, it helps build integrity, and it helps create a sense of focus and patience. There is truly not another masterpiece like this, and if there is, they can bet their buds I shall spend every penny onto it. The world is a weed, and it truly is a Beautiful Green.