Soccertron Reviews

i love this game

Soccertron 10/10

My friends calls this, "The best party game ever!" They laugh and laugh the whole time we play. This is great for casual and hardcore gamers.

Great party game. A tournament of this game can get pretty heated in a moment, with everyone dashing and punching and praying for the ball to enter the goal. Its easy to get the hang of, so people not used to play games will surely have fun too.

I first played this game through some bad circumstances but loved the game and bought it. Great casual game that my girlfriend and I loved to play: simple but with room to grow. I ended up getting too good though and we stopped playing. Definitely worth the money considering I have probably played 15 hours.

This is really cool !!! I couldn't care less about sports, but this is a good little local multiplayer to put on your laptop, and it won't bog down your system with tons of memory . It's perfect the way that it is, and doesn't need anything . The jet pack jumping action, and the neon look give it a sci-fi flavor . It plays just fine on my Windows 8.1 system . FLIP DAH BUCKS AND GET DAT GAME !

I bought this game because I thought it was going to be fun playing local-multiplayer but too bad, I was disappointed. Only two buttons to press, either head or punch, it soon become boring after few minutes of playing.

This game looked like a lot of fun, but due to the gameplay it just isn't. It sort of reminded me of the oldschool game Slime Volleyball, and it seems like it's heart is in the right place, but it just isn't that good. I wish I had some constructive criticism for what could be done to make it better. I'd start with the physics- it's just too frustrating to try to hit the ball. On top of that it's way too hard to aim and get it into the goal. I thought volleyball was alright, but after trying it again I've decided that I don't think that's a redeeming quality either- once you lose one point, you're almost guaranteed to lose 2 or 3. If I had to say something good about Soccertron it's that the menu system is easy to navigate. However, the game mode selection interface is too in-your-face big. I'm sorry, but I would have to say to avoid this game. On a sidenote, I tried letting the computer play against an idle player and thought it was funny that the idle player won one of the games.

[b][i]Soccertron[/i] has cool ideas, but ultimately needs a bit of work in the physics and control department.[/b] I love couch co-op and versus, which is why I picked up this cheap title. Its fairly simple, there are several sports to play a la two or four-player style (1v1 or 2v2 volleyball, soccer, basketball, etc.). The problem is that it is very difficult to control the ball and actually be *good* at it. [b]We did not play all that long, but it was clear this was the case.[/b] There is more button-mashing than anything, really. [b]Pros:[/b] +Its cheap and has some cool ideas [b]Cons:[/b] -Physics is wonky enought that makes it really difficult to have control and not button-mash -Side-view sports are not really that fun, IMO -While there are several game modes - they all play out the same -No character customization or anything, just lots of neon colors [b]I got it for half price, and still have buyer's remorse.[/b]

TLDR, here are my pros and cons: Pros: - Music is better than shit - Graphics are above 8 bit (except for the background) - Statistics - Fullscreen support - Ability to change volume and resolution - 5 game modes - 1-4 player support - It says it is version 15.05.15, so they must update it a lot (although the game must have either been abysmal at v1 or the version updates must have been something like "changed slider colors from slightly dark white to extremely light gray") Cons: - 0 of the game modes are good (there is actually 1 game mode that is good, but it is one that I made up with friends because of a major flaw in one of the actual game modes) - Tons of gimmicks to easily win at most of the modes - Annoying objects make any "would have been a great shot" turn into a "oh fuck, it just deflected into my own goal" - Aiming is hard as fuck - You can't change anything else - The game is entirely luck based - The characters in this game should really be snails, cause that is about how fast you move relative to the ball - The AI are fucking godlike - No online multiplayer, althought it isn't like anyone would be using it if there was. - Last but not least, please look at steam charts and see how few people play it. There is a very good reason why the most players EVER on at once is exactly 4. - http://steamcharts.com/app/334620