Zort Reviews

abandoned, and for people that say they don't have to update a finished game, it's an early access game retards. it's literally not finished.

the most entertaining game that i've played in a while, I hope they release the other two maps soon, well done on the game

Broken overwhelmed game, no advanced settings so can't change keybinds, no sounds/audio separate option. Gameplay is overwhelming and so many things are happening at the same time, without any tutorial or guidance... After 1 restart we were stuck at connecting creen for a dozen of tries, could not play for second time. Not worth buying in this state

There's currently only two levels, but it's a fun few hours with friends. Ignore the impatient reviews claiming the devs have abandoned the game. Although it would be nice to have more frequent news updates in Steam, the devs appear to be active in their discord.

The gas mask looks like a Peashooter from Plants vs. Zombies. That’s the last good thing I remember about this.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10

I was able to experience everything the game had to offer in under two hours, and it seems like it was abandoned anyways, so uh...

>Be me (Straight) >Play game with 3 friends >We get instruments >Play song >We start Zorting' it >Song is stuck in head for 3 days >We started Zorting' eachother >Zort all over the screen >ohno.jpg >Still not gay tho >Good game btw

so i didnt even look at the game i just saw some dudes that looked like the pee shooter from plants vs zombies and said im getting that then i downloaded it and saw what the game really is. i dont not recommend or recommend this game its not good but its not bad. all i can say is i got click baited by the pea shooter dude

Shame it was abandoned by the devs. No updates or communication for months. Just left us in the dark after a quick cash grab. Smh...