Peach Achievements

Eat Me

Reach Level 1. Eat a Peach and grow nice and strong noob.

Reach Level 10. I hear you like Peaches.

Reach Level 20

Reach Level 30. Please stop doing that to your Peaches.

Reach Level 40. You eat, sleep, and breath Peaches.

Reach Level 50. You have interesting chats with Peaches.

Reach Level 75. A Smith of Peaches is really good at smashing peaches together. I'd smash your peach over and over with a peach hammer.

Reach Level 100. Oh Captain my captain, i'll follow you to the end of all peaches.

Reach Level 115. Go ahead and guess what a Peach Enforcer does. Yea thats you.

Reach Level 130. Oh so you do Peach Magic now? *Throws Peach* FIRE BALL! I too.

Reach Level 145. Oh holy Peach daddy, forgive me for I have sinned.

Reach Level 160. Wise and experienced Peachy leader, you must know the way.

Reach Level 175. As a sage you carry 2 singing peaches on your shoulders at all times. No one knows why.

Reach Level 200. You have mastered the way of the peach. What is next for you master?

Reach Level 220. Do all Peach Lords know each other? Or is that racist to ask?

Reach Level 240. Your teams Ace in the hole, but you will probably die with a fist of peaches through your chest.

Reach Level 260. Holy Peach, theres only like 5 Peach Kages to every exist for the peach village.

Reach Level 280. A great king never allows a peach to bruise.

Reach Level 300. So you command peaches now? Your parents must be proud. Mine are not.

Reach Level 325. Help me I dream about nothing but peaches these days. Write my name in your peach note and end my suffering.

Reach Level 350. Peaches fear you. People however do not. I respect you my lord.

Reach Level 375. You grew up around peaches. All you know is peaches.

Reach Level 400. You are my peachy hero. Can you save me from bad reviews? *Hint Hint*

Reach Level 450. Why are you glowing like that? I bet you can do anything you want now. Even give peach a positive review?

Reach Level 500. When do you stop powering up? Why are you yelling at me? What the hell is going on.

Reach Level 600. Ok thats it. There is nothing strong than your peaches. Now please give a peachy peach review to peach on steam.

Reach Level 1000. Forgive my peaches for they have sinned. They taste too damn good. Please do not tell my mother I did this.

Reach Level 10000. You did this by cheating. Yea I see you. Your lucky im too tired to ban you right now. I will never forgive you, unless you leavea good peach review? Please UwU.

Peach was open for 83.33333334 minutes. Pretty peachy!

Peach was open for 166.666667 minutes. Naisu!

Peach was open for 333.33333337 minutes. High five!

Peach was open for 666.66666666666667 minutes. Are you summoning the peach devil?

Peach was open for 1000 minutes. I see where this is going.

Peach was open for 1333.3333333333336 minutes. Thats alot of 3s.

Peach was open for 1666.666666666666666666667 minutes. I think I fell asleep on my keyboard.

Peach was open for 2666.6666666666666666666666666666666667 minutes. Which is also 44.44 hours. Hows my math? Yes I cheated.

Peach was open for 4166.6666666666666666667 minutes. These number are getting kinda long and hurty my peach fingers, lets switch to hours. 

Peach was open for 5000 minutes. I was going to switch to hours, but then my ocd woulda killed me. Enjoy the long numbers.

Peach was open for 8333.33333333333333333333333333334 minutes. Your poor computer is now infected with peaches. And it's a good thing. 

Peach was open for 12500 minutes. Your about half way through all peach acheivements. How peachy you must feel right now.

Peach was open for 16250 minutes. I think thats about 270.833333333333333333333333333333333 hours. How many peaches do you have now? Enough to leave a positive peach review on steam? Please UwU.

Peach was open for 20416.6666666666666666666666666666666666666666667 minutes. 340.28 hours worth is alot of peaches. What do you do with them all?

Peach was open for 27916.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667 minutes. Fun fact 465 hours is how long steam said the developer played peach for at the time of release.

Peach was open for 32916.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667 minutes. Holy peach overtime. May you discover all the peaches.

Got a Streak of 5 in rhythm mode. Pretty good. for a peach noob.

Got a Streak of 10 in rhythm mode. Your on your way to the great. Unless you were on easy mode. Still a peach noob.

Got a Streak of 15 in rhythm mode. Not bad. Still not great. Are you even on the peach leaderboards? Keep going if you think you can handle it noob.

Got a Streak of 20 in rhythm mode. Thats pretty respectable. Your peach sense is getting better. Just remember that there is always someone better out there on the leaderboards.

Got a Streak of 25 in rhythm mode. Damn your peach is on fire! This is where your able to brag to your friends about your peaches. If they don't understand, just know that I do.

Got a Streak of 30 in rhythm mode. How did you manage this? Can you hear the rhythm or something? Must be in the peaches.

Got a Streak of 40 in rhythm mode. Wow your so good. So good you should leave a good peach review on steam. Please UwU.

Got a Streak of 60 in rhythm mode. Even the devloper of this game struggles to go this high. Are you smoking peaches or something?

Got a Streak of 80 in rhythm mode. Must be an audiophile. So is the audio engineer for peach. Even he was not quick enough to go this high. :)

Got a Streak of 100 in rhythm mode. You reached a peach streak of one hundred, Your fingers were quick, never blundered, Each tap was so sweet, A peachy cool feat.

Got a Streak of 300 in rhythm mode. What the peach is this. Your not supposed to go this high. Please stop making this game look so easy. It makes me feel bad. When I feel bad I eat peaches.

Got a Streak of 600 in rhythm mode. Hit that peach streak, reached 600 fast, But let’s be real, I didn’t play it by the mast. A little cheat here, a little hack there, Climbed those ranks like I just didn’t care.

Got a Streak of 700 in rhythm mode. This is a joke. No one was supposed to unlock this achievement. Did you cheat? If you cheated and didn't leave a good review I will find you and throw peaches at you till you yourself turn into a peach.

Got a Streak of 1000 in rhythm mode. Reached the milestone, now what to do? Gonna share the love with a five-star review. Telling all the gamers, “This game’s a gem!” Peach streak power, can’t help but recommend. Please UwU.

Earned 500 points in a single flow. Nice job noob. Eat a peach to go even higher.

Earned 2000 points in a single flow. Keep going if you can. Pretty sure your near the bottom of the leaderboards. Believe in me that believes in you.

Earned 5000 points in a single flow. I hit 5000 points, now I’m feeling grand, Peaches in my pocket, I’m the ruler of the land. Every tap, every swipe, made the numbers soar, Now I’m sitting pretty with a peachy high score.

Earned 10000 points in a single flow. So here’s to the scores and the victories won, In the land of the peaches, You're second to none. With 5000 points, You’ve soared to the top, In this fruity adventure, You never stop!

Earned 20000 points in a single flow. Are you going after my high score? Dont even try. Cause if you beat it I will cry.

Earned 30000 points in a single flow. I am crying now. I wanted to stay at the top. Instead I give you a bow. Nerd, please stop.

Earned 40000 points in a single flow. Your on a different level. How do you focus this long? Is it the peaches? Can you share please? At the very least perhaps a good review? UwU.

Earned 50000 points in a single flow. Wow your really going for the top huh? If I find out you cheated I will sit on your peaches. Unless you give peach a good review. :D

Earned 70000 points in a single flow. This should not be possible. How are you doing this? Please tell us in a positive peach review UwU.

Earned 100000 points in a single flow. Ok how are you doing this. Did I mess up my math?