Hard Time III Steam Charts & Stats

oooh im harding it oohhh im harding my mdickie right now oooh

-Kissed my female cellmate 1 time and she instantly got pregnant -3 days later she gave birth on the prison floor to a baby covered in blood with a full beard, 2 sleeve tattoos, and a full head of cornrows -prison officer punched son within 2 minutes of his birth -started gang prison gang with 2 minute old son GOOD GAME

I still have no idea how to play this game but it speaks to me in melodies both new and old

Fun but janky computer controls. Use an xbox controller!!

Judge deemed a good punishment cutting my arm off (yes, and you even have a black screen cutscene where you hear a saw and a scream, no anesthetics apparently) and chaining me to a bald man for a month so we have to walk toghether everywhere. What did I do to deserve such punishment? "Pronuncing silent P's" Deserved I guess That said, I was a superfan of the mobile version along with supercity, and what it brings me a lot of joy about this one is not that MDickie did a 3d version. It's horrible. Controlling with a keyboard is like dragging ur crotch through a mile of broken glass. But Hard time was super fun and now he's adding a ton of stupid and funny stuff and he's actually listening to people advices and lot of the "easy way outs" that before worked and allowed you to massacre an entire prison with a bottle and get out unscathed are now no more, the game has that difficulty that keeps you there but you don't get bored because of the massive stupid stuff and havoc that happens at any moment. Good work MDickie, and please keep listening to people suggestions.

Grew up playing Hard Time on my old ipad, this one is just as good if not greater than the mobile version. Love your work and im proud to say it was apart of my childhood <3

MDickie does not disappoint when it comes to his ability to make games you can pick up, play for a bit and have a blast with.

10/10 I was sentenced 20 days for drug dealing. Being a complete underdog ( lowest strength, popularity, height, etc.. ) I was anticipating a tough time. To my surprise I had two handfuls of friends within a few days and it seemed like everything was going fine until I met.... <3 Jester <3 We instantly fell in love and wherever I went, he followed. Since I had joined the gang Sure Shot, so did he and quickly rose to become our leader. We seemed unstoppable until the 13th day. I was wandering the cell block, when I fell to the ground screaming. A terrible death cry erupted from.. um, me and some kind of humanoid named Nicholas Jester ripped its way out of my body. I lie there helpless, as my newborn sun lets out a klingon battle cry and rampages down the cell block with EVERY SINGLE INMATE following him. As I pull myself together and crawl to my cell, I hear a massive battle behind me and when I turn to look I see what can only be described as a cartoon dogpile of human bodies and fighting sounds... I see Jester the next day and he thanks me for birthing his son and tells me that he will always be there if I need anything. He keeps pestering me about taking leadership of Sure Shot but I can't stop thinking about my son. I long for a chapel in this prison, so I could at least take solace there.. Throughout my sentence I had made so many friends that it was reduced down to 18 days. On day 19, the guard who I call "papa smurf" stopped me at the stairs and said I was "too productive" to lose, so they were giving me 2 more days... I pass the time, in my posh north block upper floor cell, lifting weights and sleeping. 2 days pass and another guard pulls the same crap, as I'm about to get to the office door... On day 24, just as the buzzer rings, a nice guard who I had befriended previously, asked me if I wanted an escort out of prison and now it is day 25. Prison does things to a person... I have somehow gained 50 lbs of pure muscle and I look like a complete freak!! At least I am free and I know that my son, Nicholas Jester lives in town somewhere. I plan to venture out into the dangerous, animal filled world to find him today ( and work off some of this muscle mass!! ). I play a lot of games, specifically looking for games that have actual "life" in them. MDickey has created exactly this. I can't think of many other games where the NPC's actually feel alive. I have since purchased every possible MDickey product on steam and am very excited for the next title! If you are still on the fence, I suggest one of the 2d hard time or school games, or if you want a truly awesome experience; The You Testament! I almost forgot, there is wrestling in these games! The way it all works is really smooth and extremely fun!!! Cheers and <3 <3 <3 MDickey <3 <3 <3