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Grandpa High on Retro Steam Charts & Stats
Army Vet gets a phone call from a mistress seeking help, Grandpa dosent have another choice to go on a dark humor, retro, adventure with his grandson to save the mistress from the phone.
| App ID | 2967320 |
| App Type | GAME |
| Developers | Ashnell Marchand |
| Publishers | Ashnell Games |
| Categories | Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Captions available, HDR available |
| Genres | Indie, Action, Adventure |
| Release Date | Coming soon |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Supported Languages | English |
263 Total Reviews
235 Positive Reviews
28 Negative Reviews
Very Positive Score
Grandpa High on Retro has garnered a total of 263 reviews, with 235 positive reviews and 28 negative reviews, resulting in a ‘Very Positive’ overall score.
Reviews Chart
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Recent Steam Reviews
This section displays the 10 most recent Steam reviews for the game, showcasing a mix of player experiences and sentiments. Each review summary includes the total playtime along with the number of thumbs-up and thumbs-down reactions, clearly indicating the community's feedback
Playtime:
27 minutes
Goofy little plot but the gameplay is actually kind of good, shotgun sucks, stick with the pistol.
👍 : 5 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
70 minutes
Played for my stream per my ball of chaos request/choice. Was pretty entertained. Looking forward to DLC. Drug store some how gives me the chance to understand/relate to Grandpa and trigger my PTSD of working IT for years.
10/10 Would live as Grandpa again.
👍 : 8 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
54 minutes
This game is absolute CINEMA!! The writing and cinematography is up there with the greats, like Martin Scorsese!! The ending is incredible, Not only is it fulfilling the ending pays off everything throughout it's run time! The dialog and the ACTING was phenomenal, it really draws you in the world, and makes you feel like grandpa overcoming his own faults. The only criticism is that the grandson felt under develop, but I hope this will be remedied in the much anticipated expansion.
Truly life changing and a absolute privilege to experience!
👍 : 12 |
😃 : 2
Positive
Playtime:
97 minutes
Better than Avowed, GOTY contender right here. Tell your friends, family and especially your eccentric, green smoking Grandpa about this game.
👍 : 9 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
174 minutes
I learned about this game from Asmon, and it did not disappoint. Also FYI, keep a grenade on you during the last level. There's a part where you'll need to blow some shit up to become sus.
👍 : 9 |
😃 : 0
Positive
Playtime:
61 minutes
Gameplay: 10/10
Graphics: 10/10
Enviermental design: 10/10
Replayability: Infinite/10
Story: Made me cry/10
👍 : 28 |
😃 : 9
Positive
Playtime:
50 minutes
Silly goofy game but it plays pretty good, only takes 45 minutes to beat. Pretty disappointed I couldn't buy a sombrero at the drug store or piss in the toilet but at least i got a blowie
👍 : 13 |
😃 : 3
Positive
Playtime:
61 minutes
Came for the pixel art, stayed for the big booty latinas. Best retirement plan simulator.
👍 : 18 |
😃 : 10
Positive
Playtime:
44 minutes
Title: Grandpa High On Retro — 10/10, Game of Century!!
I buy game because friend say, “You kill many feds for old man sexy time.” I think he make joke. HE NOT JOKE.
This game? Art. Masterpeach. You play hero — strong, fast, full of rage — because Grandpa want make boom-boom with sexy grandma from other state. But FEDS say “No!” …so you say “YES!!” with shotgun.
Gameplay is boom boom BANG! Music make my ear scream with joy. Soundtrack is like metal god punch me in heart. Very good.
Fed AI is smart, but not smart enough for Grandpa’s love. I kill many. I laugh. I cry. I reload.
Graphic is much blood. Sometimes too much, but also never enough. Blood spray like ketchup from firehose. Chef kiss.
Story make me feel emotions. I not know I care so much for Grandpa love life, but now I die for it. I kill 800 federal man because one lady wink at him. Is beautiful.
Game crash one time, but maybe is my toaster PC. Still worth. I uninstall every other game. Only this now.
Final verdict:
Killing Feds never feel so warm-hearted. Grandpa deserve love. I help him find it, one dead agent at time.
Buy this game. Or FBI come for YOU.
👍 : 35 |
😃 : 4
Positive
Playtime:
59 minutes
The game has good bones. Aside from the ludicrous story, this game is all about whether or not the gunplay and movement feel good to you. To me they do; here are some things I like:
-can do some wonky movement + aim mechanics like roll and shoot simultaneously
-the gun sound fx are beefy and have good feedback
-1 shot kill for headshots
-enemies punish you if you stand still or peak them for too long
The stuff I dont like about the game:
-This game should be $5 at the most. Right now it is 1 - 1.5 hours of gameplay, and that is if you even bother to explore the levels
-Nearly all enemies have the same health and vulnerabilities, so there is no incentive to use the sneak kill feature, or to use the shotgun and melee weapons. Most fights take place at mid to long-range, so I used the starting pistol and then the AR for 95% of the campaign
These days I dont write out longer reviews and instead just type something dumb like, "daddy likey", but I took the time to write this out because I do think this game has a solid foundation. What I would love to see, but I'm sure is nowhere near a reality, would be multiplayer. The gunplay and movement and their existing glitches/exploits would make this game super fun for PvP.
👍 : 47 |
😃 : 3
Positive
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Grandpa High on Retro Minimum PC System Requirements
Minimum:- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Ryzen 3 or equivalent (64 bit)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 or higher
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 20 GB available space
- Additional Notes: DirectX 11 with support for Shader Model 5 (SM5)
Grandpa High on Retro Recommended PC System Requirements
Recommended:- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5, AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent (64 bit)
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 or higher
- Storage: 20 GB available space
- Additional Notes: DirectX 11 with support for Shader Model 5 (SM5)
Grandpa High on Retro has specific system requirements to ensure smooth gameplay. The minimum settings provide basic performance, while the recommended settings are designed to deliver the best gaming experience. Check the detailed requirements to ensure your system is compatible before making a purchase.
