Crime Boss: Rockay City - Heavy Hitters Pack DLC

Well well, here we are again, crack out the pack of smokes, the tobacco pipe, and a fifth of bourbon, 'cause we're gonna definitely take apart this moose of a weapon pack. Here's a bit of a premise, In life, you get sold the concept of perfection, but you'll crash into a hard reality. it just isn't like that. Nothing in life's ever gotta be perfect. It just has to be enough. Have you ever of the 60/40 rule? Yeah, the same applies to weapons too. I mean, if you love it, you will try to do the 60% and the gun will try to give you it's 60% let's start off with the two most beautiful pieces of this artwork. The Rufus: The rufus is a double barreled shotgun, and so far, we're there, two barrels, two chambers, two hammers and two triggers, one mean lean wood stock, and on the other end, your target. This thing's naughtier than a dock worker and twice as mean. It'll really punch the words, and the guts out of whatever it's standing before. Two shots are enough, don't let anyone out there fool you to think that it isn't enough. The Short Barreled Rufus: You know how the double barrel is? picture that but it fits right behind your back, yeah it's what it is, you'll be giving up your trusty ol six shooter for a four shooter. You either love it or hate it, me personally? it reminds me of the good ol sawn off i had in Far Cry 2, so yeah it's a keeper sometimes. And much like that one coworker that always manages to break something in the office, it is a refreshing change of pace. The m249, something something SAW: Does this really need any introduction? someone in the black market figured out you can definitely fit a belted box rather than a simple stanag mag in an LMG. And that fellow was happier to let in all criminals on the secret rather than sharing with the police. So, what's this mean? the swat will use the m249 with a stanag, and your lucky bottoms will be using a belted M249. P90: well, it definitely is a weapon, if not a PDW. I'll be real with you, i wish I could tell you i put many rounds through this beast, but, I'm afraid my arms haven't fallen in the embrace of this polymer metal fan fiction. it is definitely a blend of both, and an interesting addition, yet i can't do it justice with words. So for this one you'll have to just figure out yourself how it feels. I'd say this one's like that shadow of a lady you've been chasing. You quite don't know what awaits you, it's presence is warm, familiar, and you wish she'd stay. But i'm afraid you're chasing something that could be out of reach. I wish for you to succeed where I failed. SAM-AF1 or Famas: It was about time someone finally walked up to the Steyr and said, you ain't the only bullpup around here, but you're still the one with higher worldwide adoption, possibly a bigger mag, and a conventional fire selector switch that doesn't require the operator to scratch their armpit. Yeah, it's a gun, it fires, it's damn classy, and if i were to put it in words, this one wears a tuxedo better than any Steyr aug ever could. No hate for the AUG, it's just, know history when you see it, and this museum piece here, while for most IRL might not have been peak perfection, in the world of guns to me bullpups are like chicory coffee, they have their upsides, and this one, was definitely the first of it's owns that turned enough tastebuds to say "I guess it doesn't taste that bad." And we get to the baseball bat with nails: A classic movie trope, a classic antenna party trick if you spare the copper and the circuit boards. This thing's a back scratches just as much as it is a melee weapon. Except it's way better as a melee weapon, If the first hit won't do it, the looming threat of tetanus killing off some guy will definitely convince them not to ever get up. Other than that, i'm too gentlemanly to hit people with baseball bats and definitely not psychotic enough to add nails to one. So in terms of how this works, i would suggest trying a wind tunnel test to see if the nails at least improved the MPG on it. Other than that, it looks cool I guess. This packj is a solid 8/10, the double barrels and the LMG do a lot of lifting, we're talking dock crane levels of lifting, the other gun additions are nice and clean too, but I guess they're not my type. The famas looks stunning, but once you get to know it it has it's own personality, which is definitely pleasant in the room, but might not be suited for the upcoming waltz, the p90 is trouble in a briefcase, perfect for a meeting but not a walk. So to keep it short, it's a wonderful box full of toys, pick out what you like to play with.