Milkman Mayhem Reviews

Kill cows, drink whiskey, don't die.

Very good 10/10

pretty simple but had a decent amount of fun with it.

Who knew drinking whiskey and shooting waves of cows would be so much fun.

Massacred a bunch of cows, stole all their milk, drank some whiskey, went home and did it all again. This game is great

The cows have already been abducted and probed, now it's your turn, This game is a fun way to pass some time. Doesn't take much to get into, and the progression you get is fun. Love the cows' stick legs, 10/10

Hey there, fellow gamers and moo enthusiasts! 🐄✨ (TL;DR Below) Let me start off by saying that MilkMan Mayhem is like diving into a blend of COD Zombies and a dairy farm extravaganza, and boy, is it utterly fantastic! From the moment I booted up the game, I was greeted with a symphony of moo-sic that had me hooked faster than a calf to its mama. Seriously, the soundtrack alone deserves a round of applause – it's udderly stellar! Now, let's talk about the real stars of the show – the cows! The concept of battling bovine foes is utterly intriguing, and the opening trailer reeled me in like a cat to a saucer of milk. The atmosphere? Well, let's just say it's like a mysterious, cow-filled wonderland that leaves you with more questions than answers – and I am totally here for it! But hey, let's mooo-ve on to the gameplay. I've gotta say, I'm not disappointed with my purchase one bit! Sure, there are a few hiccups along the way – like those dreaded wait times between rounds. I mean, who wants to be left twiddling their thumbs while the cows are out for blood? Not this gal! And don't even get me started on the learning curve – it's steeper than a mountain made of milk jugs! But hey, once you get the hang of it, navigating the map becomes as easy as pie. Well, maybe not pie, more like... a slice of cheese? Now, onto the juicy bits – the positives and the not-so-positives. The glowing eyes in the dark? Absolutely S-tier! And the audio? Magnificent! Although, I must admit, getting snuck up on by a cow is the stuff of nightmares. But hey, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Repairing barriers? About as fun as watching paint dry. And those audio bugs? They're about as welcome as a cow in a china shop! But fear not, dear developer! I come bearing suggestions for future updates! A wider shotgun spread, more ammo capacity, and perhaps a scroll wheel to switch weapons? Sign me up! And let's not forget about those wait times – less waiting, more moo-ing, please! Oh, and one last thing – a quick tip for my fellow MilkMen (and MilkWomen) out there: camp in your house until you've got enough dough, then hit the road and search high and low for that sweet, sweet whiskey. Trust me, it's worth it! To the developer: If you need a helping hand or a friendly moo-tivation boost, count me in! I'm super excited to see where the future takes MilkMan Mayhem – and I'll be here, ready to milk every moment for all it's worth! 🥛💕 My Curator Group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Curlyxxx TL;DR: MilkMan Mayhem is like COD Zombies with a dairy twist! The soundtrack rocks, and battling cows is udderly intriguing. Gameplay has its ups and downs, but the atmosphere is moo-velous! Watch out for bugs and long wait times, but with a few tweaks, this game will be moo-tastic! 🐄✨ p.s. - Please add Achievements.