LASERS Reviews

lasers? heh, i havent heard that name in a long time.

To fully arrange my thoughts on this game would take me to long. Rather, I will try to remain concise. This game has wronged me, I've been wronged by this game. On the surface level, this game is a simple parkour trap game, which is rather poorly done if I might add. Unfortunately, it is a small genre gamestyle that has more success in the Vbuck/money trap that is Fortnite, Roblox, or Counter Strike (not the 2nd - that is a horrendous game that demands it's own write-up). The game could be enjoyable, if I've was to ever come to a conclusion on what pleasure truly is - at this point in time I'm leaning towards the sight of cut grass, a chilled glass of orange juice paired with a large woman. The visuals in this game are horrendous. They seem rather confused on what genre they are trying to represent; Neon, Cyberpunk, 90s Remix, I'm rather confused. The landscaping is boring; however, it seems to be little of their fault at this point, every company seems to make their game on top of the same skyscraper with no surrounding scenes. All the budgeting was put into silly physics instead of working game mechanics. This is where the majority of my review comes to an end, the following is more of a speech that lays little into the development of this game. As a boy, I knew little of the human body and its demand for nutritional growth. I understood basic biology, but it wasn't until I was a blossoming adult that I began to be interested in the functioning of muscular tissues. My more generalized interest lead me to protein. After spending 4 years studying amino acids (the branch and essentials alike), I've lead into the sources. I first devoted my early 30s and late 40s into egg whites, I believed they were the cure to every human error. I was on the brink of greatness, but I had to lay my research to rest, the funding was to tight. I hadn't budgeted correctly, instead I spent the last of my family's earnings on a jar of mayonaise. It was in this jar that I've found the light - protein mayo is the future. I'll write again when I know more. 12/26.

There's a good game in here, but the poor control option (invert sprint is mandatory, and you cannot assign mouse buttons or controller shoulder buttons) and the game's occasional failure to register button presses ruin it.