Goat Simulator Reviews

not really a videogame, more like a tech demo that you would show to the higher ups to see if it can get a go sign to go into full production

this game is funny and awesome to collect trophies or do some missions i would OF COURSE recommend this(:

if you play this game youre the goat seriously best game ive ever played in my life. Get it.

Basically mass terrorism as a Goat. 10/10 changed my life.

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I thought it was boring. It's a fun concept but all you do is run around and do things like headbutt people or jump off things in order to get points. Maybe it's good if you like points.

Goat Simulator – Pure Chaos and Laughs Goat Simulator is a wild, wacky, and utterly absurd game that lets you unleash your inner goat in a sandbox environment. If you’re in the mood for some mindless fun, this game is a hilarious ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh out loud with its over-the-top antics. Gameplay As a goat, your job is simple: cause chaos! Headbutt cars, knock over objects, and wreak havoc in various environments. There’s no real goal other than to explore, complete random challenges, and see how much destruction you can cause. The physics are intentionally ridiculous, and the gameplay feels like an experiment in comedic absurdity. Performance With an RX 7800XT and Ryzen 7 5700X, the game runs at 60+ FPS on max settings, keeping the fun smooth and the goofy ragdoll physics looking better than ever. Despite being a light game, it still looks great with high settings. Conclusion If you want to let off some steam and enjoy a game that doesn’t take itself seriously, Goat Simulator delivers in spades. It’s the perfect game for anyone looking for a quick laugh or just some ridiculous fun. 🐐 Unleash your inner goat and start causing some chaos! 🐐

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

It was really wild and fun when it initially came out but it really, really wears thin after a few hours. I can't play it for more than 20-30mins at a time. It's alright. My nephew and niece get a kick out of it and they play it on my Xbox, so at least it keeps the kids entertained!

A fantastic silly lil goat game where you can scream, do some sick manuals, do a lot of parkour and even exclaim that as you do it, and above all, DESTROY. Just like a goat! It is goofy with lots of secrets and surprises to discover. I love all the goat music that was created for this game, as it made me feel like the goat I was playing and really enjoy being a goat. Though there are a lot of bugs and much clipping and many explosions, the game does not crash for me often at all, which helped me get more goat per goat. The hardest part about the game is FLAPPY GOAT but this is easily avoided by simply not playing Flappy Goat. I 100%'d the achievements in this game because I love goats and being a goat, and by gum, I will buy the remaster and get even more goat achievements. Soon, Coffee Stain will hire me for goat lessons that I may one day truly become a goat. This is a fun game. Buy it someday. Be a goat.