Schizollama Reviews

The game is a blast! It’s smooth, fast-paced, and incredibly fun to play. If you’re into action-packed games like I am, you definitely need to give this one a shot. The soundtrack is catchy and keeps things fresh, so you won’t get tired of it. Highlights: + Smooth and straightforward gameplay + Awesome soundtrack that fits perfectly + Packed with non-stop action + Overall, just a super fun experience!

[b] Really fun game! [/b] A good platform, inspired by many old classics (you can spot references everywhere). You are a bunch of llamas fighting the evil alpacas. Why the alpacas are evil? Who cares? Let's kill all of them! (some gore expected in the process) Very fast paced game as you need to speed around the level in order to collect enough gems and to find the exit to next level before the time runs out. All while shooting and avoiding enemies. The levels are randomly generated (very neat feature!) so every gameplay is different because you can't memorize the path. Scattered around the levels there are crates with better weapons, healing or extra time (the most important imho) There is a map that you need to check from time to time to see which part you didn't explore yet or to track back the exit. At the end of each main area there is a boss fight. While playing you are collecting coins that you can use in between level to buy permanent perks that you can equip, up to three at same time (faster speed, higher jump, etc). There are three characters, with different stats, you can choose, depending on your play style. The retro graphics are really cute and the music is pushy. If you like the old school platformers, don't miss this gem!

I know I don't have the “required” skill for these kinds of games, but with Speedollama the fun really makes up for it. And... LLAMAS?! I had to go for it. :D I regret... NOTHING! Treat yourself to the game not only to become the hero of the llamas, but also to have a lot of fun - a clear recommendation!

After spending a lot of time playing this game at a friend's house, I decided to buy it. I haven't played a Metal Slug-inspired game like this in a long time. The procedural levels, beautiful artwork, excellent sound design, and fantastic run-and-go feeling are all spot on. It's a must-have game for fans of the genre and not. GET THIS GAME :-) 9/10 for me

If you like Metal Slug, then this may be right up your alley. It's got all the joy of old pixelated platformers. The music is awesome!

Great, polished pixel art and animation. The guns feel really good and the overall aesthetic is very nice and consistent. Reminds me a lot of metal slug or alien rampage mixed with dead cells

You want guns and grenades on the go with the most challenging gameplay in a Llama? Gallop on in the sights of your enemy and run, jump and shoot a lot for the good fight!

Fast, silly, loud, fun. Can't add much, I am freaking enjoy it. It's also deceptively hard even though it flows very well. Getting all those crystals it's not trivial. Crazy good and hilarious visuals too!

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10 Overall a good and fun game !

I was a little skeptical at first. Llamas in a 2D platformer shooter setting? However, it soon became clear to me that this is actually a funny and fun combination. After the first two levels, I quickly recognized the charm of the game and gave in to more levels until 2 hours were up. :D There is currently still a small bug with Ultrawide support, so you can't see the “Continue” button in the store menu. Nevertheless, you can select it if you know where it is. With a 16:9 resolution, however, it is normally visible. :) If you like platformers and are into llamas, you will find entertaining fun here for relaxed rounds in between - or simply for shooting through in the finest llama style. Thumbs up!