The Queen's Quest Reviews

Nice game but very short.

I decided to take a chance despite the negative reviews, and got burned. Mazes (seriously), broken maps, dubious artwork, all for one idiotic fetch quest. Caveat emptor.

i spent money on this game i dont even get to hold hands with Drusilla. WTF IS THIS. I was so excited to maybe grab her breasts or something but no, all i got was a broken heart. DONT RECOMMEND.

An absolute ripoff. Do not purchase. Barely 20 minutes of gametime where most is spent walking around mazes. No decisions, barely twenty lines of dialogue.

I don't usually write reviews for games, but I will for this one. Because people need to be warned about this game. Bought it because it was recommended by Hella Yuri, but I doubt they ever really attempted to actually play this thing. First, multiple tags for the game are wildly misleading, or rather, plain wrong: "Story Rich"? There is no storyline development. "Dating Sim" is equally wrong, as the game is 100% linear. "NSFW" and "Nudity" are both wrong, as there is no nudity. Somebody on the web mentioned there being a patch for that on itch.io; Don't care much for it, but looked for it nonetheless: It does not exist. "Open World" and "Exploration" are laughable, as there are only a very few very small maps to explore, and there is nothing to find there anyway. "Diplomacy" is plain wrong, there is none. What few dialogs exist are all linear with no choices to make. The game's description also contains wrong information! For instance, it says "3 Romanceable Waifus", but that's a plain lie! Let me just just to tell you how this works, this is a spoiler, but that barely matters in this case: 1. You, an ex-soldier are now a farmer and your GF has dumped you because you hate your life. You supposedly deeply long for your days of adventure. Alright. 2. Friend visits and picks you up to join her for an epic quest that pays 1000 crowns of which you get half (there are no stores in the game, so money makes zero sense, great) 3. The following grand quest is given to you by the queen: "Find my lost cat, she's gotta be east of here". Also, your ex-GF is now her chamberlain and has been mutated to have demon wings... Right, whatevs... 4. To get there you need a token for the elves, or they won't let you past. 5. Local mayor gives you token for the following grand quest: "Find me some old wine from the ruin 100 metres up north". Takes 2 minutes. 6. You find some code in the local cathedral, looks like it's for one of those fast-traveling milk-cans you find around. The code doesn't work. Fast travel simply was never implemented. Also: It's the only code, and even that one is broken... 6. You travel east to some fishing town 7. Every travel map btw. is an otherwise completely empty, annoying labyrinth aside from the non-working teleportation cans 8. While traveling you start to contemplate why you have an inventory when you never find items? 9. Also: Why do you have two spells, when you seemingly can't cast any at all? 10. Reason: There are zero enemies. At all. Zero fights. Zero items to equip. Skill levels are fixed (and pointless anyway), so course no level-ups. Makes sense, you don't need skills or items if there are zero challenges! 11. You meet a barkeep. She tells you she knows where kitty is. To tell you, you have to fetch her some turnips'n stuff from her field 50 metres up north. Takes 1 minute. 12. She just gives you kittycat afterwards (there isn't even artwork for the feline that is the MAIN quest "item" of the game!) 13. Some bystander mentions how it's such a beautiful town (Noteworthy, as she was one of the very few NPCs who even exist in this game). 14. You bring the cat back to the queen. Your companion suddenly just leaves you for some other adventures 15. Your Ex-GF invites you to the local tavern for drinks. You're supposed to be allowed to choose whether to accept, but hey, I mentioned it's 100% linear, right? So you just accept. 16. Ex-GF confesses she still loves you and wants to get back together. Also, she tells you to forget about farming and adventures too (Wasn't I longing for them just minutes ago?!) , which you readily accept for whatever reason. 17. The game fades to black while you and your girl rent a room to make sweet luv. 18. There's no CG for that 19. The End 20. Playtime: 50 minutes, most of which was navigating stupid and empty labyrinths It's really absolutely horrible.