Lawnmower Game: Mission X Reviews

As a lawnmower game connoisseur who has followed the legendary franchise for years, I find this entry to be disappointing. The maps have some great random props in them, but they never come together to give you that special taste in the mouth you want when you taste something that is in fact, edible food. The enemies fail to move in any direction that isn't failure, and the stars are difficult to spot among the general map textures. The Turning radius upon mine lawnmower is generally lacking. I find it sad that this entry with all it's fresh promise has FAILED to restore the lawnmower game house's name's reputation back to a place of honor and power. Perhaps in the future a new lawnmower game will finally recapture that old glory. For now skip this like my dad skipped out on my mom when he went to get milk from the store. As a father figure I find this game's parenting style generally lacking. It's rated E and yet it's supernatural - it should at the very least be rated T. Honestly when are we getting the M rated lawnmower game of my dreams? Complete with extreme violence and a dark souls style lore to find out in the world as John Deer Representatives tell me I'm not allowed to repair the lawnmower anymore its copyright violation to replace a flat tire. When do I get that Lunkka? WHEN. TELL ME OR I WILL KIDNAP YOUR MOTHER IT'S TIME TO FULFILL YOUR PROMISE TO ME.