Brick Exorcist Reviews

[b] > Be me, Nigel Thornberry > Discovering Brick Exorcist on Steam > "Drag the mouse to shoot the ball, hit and destroy the bricks!" > Oh, smashing! Sounds like my kind of wild adventure! 🎮 > Fire up the game, ready to launch my balls at bricks > Explosions everywhere, like a safari gone mad! 🎆 > Sheer bliss in my bushy habitat 😇 > Try Endless mode > Breaking bricks like there’s no tomorrow > So addictive, I might open a *ball-launching* zoo! 💥 > Suddenly, a thought strikes me > "Is there a mode to smash hot waifus instead?" > Brick Exorcist delivers hotter than the African sun! 🔥 > Forget story mode, smashing waifus is where it’s at > Who needs boring bricks when you can *smash* beauties? > Priorities, dear friends! 🤷‍♂️ > Overall, Brick Exorcist is a roaring success > Explosive, chaotic, and brimming with waifus! > If you fancy firing your balls at bricks and gorgeous waifus, > Give Brick Exorcist a whirl—just don’t blame me when you’re hooked! 😂 > “Oh, smashing poppet!” 💥 > *Does strange Nigel noises* > “Errrrgh! Ehhh! Woooo!” > Just like my mustache in a windstorm—SMASHING! 😜 [/b] [hr] [i][b] Explosive Gaming Night: Brick Exorcist Review [/b] [INT. MOXXI'S UNDERDOME - NIGHT] GAIGE, MOZE, MR. T, MR. TORGUE, BRICK, and TINY TINA gather around a table cluttered with snacks and gaming controllers. The screen shows the title "Brick Exorcist". GAIGE: Alright, gang, let's see what this "Brick Exorcist" is all about! MOZE: I heard it's like a fusion of Peggle and Breakout. Should be interesting! MR. T: I'm ready to unleash some A-Team tactics on those bricks! MR. TORGUE: (excitedly) Oh, hell yeah! Let's blow those bricks to smithereens, just like my explosions! BRICK: (grinning) I'm prepared to pulverize some bricks! TINY TINA: (enthusiastically) And I'm ready to set the world on fire! Let's do this! They all grab their controllers and dive into the game. [INT. BRICK EXORCIST GAME - VIRTUAL WORLD] The group tackles the game, each controlling their paddle to obliterate bricks and overcome levels filled with challenges. GAIGE: (laughing) This is wild! It's like a demolition derby for bricks! MOZE: (grinning) The power-ups are insane! These explosive balls are the bomb! MR. T: (with enthusiasm) I'm loving the action! These bricks are no match for Mr. T! MR. TORGUE: (yelling) This game is EXPLOSIVE! Just like my biceps! BRICK: (smashing bricks) Smash! Smash! Smash! TINY TINA: (laughing maniacally) Boom! Boom! Boom! Take that, bricks! As they progress, they encounter boss battles and challenging obstacles. GAIGE: (determined) It's boss battle time! Let's show these bricks who's boss! MOZE: (strategizing) We've got this! Time to bring out the big guns! MR. T: (grinning) I love it when a plan comes together! MR. TORGUE: (excitedly) BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Let's blow 'em up! BRICK: (pounding fists) Time to pound some boss bricks! TINY TINA: (cackling) Let's make these bosses regret ever crossing us! With teamwork and determination, they conquer the final boss and complete the game. GAIGE: (cheering) We did it! Those bricks never stood a chance! MOZE: (pumping fist) That was epic! Let's do it again! MR. T: (laughing) I pity the fool who messes with us in this game! MR. TORGUE: (excitedly) That was more explosive than a Badassasaurus Rex on a rampage! BRICK: (smiling) Good times, fellas. Good times. TINY TINA: (grinning) That was awesome! Can't wait to see what explodes next! MR. T: (chuckling) Hey Torgue, looks like we both have a "T" for our name, but you've got the explosions covered! MR. TORGUE: (laughing) Damn right, Mr. T! Explosions are my middle name... figuratively speaking! They all share high-fives and laughs, reveling in their victory in "Brick Exorcist". FADE OUT. [/i] [hr] [i] [b] Rogue Traders - Voodoo Child[/b] (Verse 1) You just take hold. Put your bricks on the table baby, Do I smash or do I fold? You're like Brick Exorcist, All sturdy and bold? Why don't you show me my future? Why don't I break you with my soul. (Bridge) So here it comes - the sound of thumps. Here comes the thumps, here comes the thumps. (Chorus) Baby, baby, baby! You are my Brick Exorcist - my Brick Exorcist. Don't say maybe, maybe, It's Supernatural - I'm coming for the twist! (Verse 2) You're like Brick Exorcist baby, Your strength is foretold! Feel your power running through me? Let me never grow old. You're like Brick Exorcist honey, My walls you uphold? You play me like a puppet, Smashing bricks, feeling bold! [/i [hr] ] [i] (Verse 1 - Freddie Mercury) ♪ In the realm of Brick Exorcist, where the bricks reign high, I'll break them down with passion, reach for the sky. With a voice that soars like a champion's cry, I'll conquer this game, no brick shall defy. ♪ (Verse 1 - Elton John) ♪ With a Rocket Man's flair, I'll take to the skies, In Brick Exorcist's world, where the challenge lies. I'll smash those bricks with a Crocodile Rock, In this digital arena, I'll make the game talk. ♪ (Chorus - Freddie Mercury) ♪ It's a kind of magic, the way I play this game, With every move, I'll light the flame. Brick Exorcist, hear my battle cry, I'll break you down, reach for the sky. ♪ (Chorus - Elton John) ♪ Don't let the sun go down on my game, In the world of Brick Exorcist, I'll rise to fame. With every strike, I'll sing my song, In this digital duel, I'll prove I belong. ♪ (Bridge - Freddie Mercury) ♪ Under pressure, I'll feel the thrill, As I break down the bricks with an iron will. I want it all, and I'll give my all, In this battle of wits, I'll stand tall. ♪ (Bridge - Elton John) ♪ I'm still standing, in this game of fate, With my heart of gold, I'll dominate. I'll tackle the challenge, I'll take the lead, In Brick Exorcist's world, I'll succeed. ♪ (Freddie Mercury) ♪ I want to break free, from these digital chains, In Brick Exorcist's realm, I'll leave my stains. With every strike, I'll set myself free, In this game of glory, I'll be all I can be. ♪ (Freddie Mercury) ♪ I want it all, and I want it now, In Brick Exorcist's world, I'll take my bow. With every brick that falls, I'll claim my prize, In this game of champions, I'll rise and rise. ♪ (Elton John) ♪ With a tiny dancer's grace, I'll dance through the night, In Brick Exorcist's world, I'll shine so bright. I'll break free from the norm, let my spirit soar, In this digital battle, I'll ask for more. ♪ (Outro - Freddie Mercury & Elton John) ♪ We're the champions, in this digital fight, In Brick Exorcist's realm, under the night. With music as our weapon, we'll conquer the game, Freddie and Elton, forever the same. ♪ [/i] [i] [b] Queen - I Want To Break Free [/b] (Verse 1) I want to break bricks, that's no disguise With every hit, I feel so alive I've got to break bricks In the game In Brick Exorcist, I'll break them all, it's my claim I've fallen in love With the waifus in the game so fine And this time I know it's for real I've fallen in love, yeah In the game With Brick Exorcist, waifus, divine (Chorus) It's strange but it's true Hey, I can't get over the way they fall for you But I have to be sure When I smash them for more Oh, how I want to break free, baby Oh, how I want to break bricks (Verse 2) But life still goes on I can't get used to breaking without breaking without breaking without you By my side I don't want to play alone, hey In the game In Brick Exorcist, I'll face it on my own So, baby, can't you see I've got to break free I want to break free, yeah I want to break bricks [/i]