HAREM！RANCH LIFE Steam Charts & Stats

"Mommy, can we get Stardew Valley?" "No Timmy, we have Stardew Valley at home." Pictured here, Stardew Valley at home. There IS content but the farm management/economic $ race barely exists. There's some unique character story scenes with the girls. The girls, brace yourself for a roster of "FBI, OPEN UP!", it's a flavor, not for everyone. Various things will unlock through your progress, 1 girl does not even appear until you max relationship with one of the starters. "Action" will begin immediately, you are the only male in town and they are all on board with why you are here. There is an entire boarding house in town next to the mayor's place specifically to contain your ever growing horde of spawn. There's some Zelda style puzzle/exploration there to claim various upgrade items that are dangled in front of your nose but out of reach. The daily cycle is you doing the minor farm chores then a trip through the mountain/woods in your backyard to gather wood/forage/bash rocks, then visiting the girls in town to "do your part" and maybe hand out little gifts to up relationship points, 3 relationship tiers from acquaintance to girlfriend to wife, dialogue changes between them, nothing particularly drastic. Eventually you will farm/forage enough resources to upgrade your house 2 or 3 times, a marriage home for one girl then a giant mansion for the whole 6 girl squad. The bed is gigantic, this detail put a smile on my face. Making the particular wedding ring for each girl will be your end game goal, you'll get most of the gems from your rock bashing but will need fat $ to purchase the ones you don't find randomly from a weekly merchant. The H scenes are nice enough but only the desperate would fap to this. Something like this would have made for an awesome Stardew Valley mod. It was ok, nice place to visit, no regrets.