Halfblood: A Quest to Olympus Reviews

This game will make you quit your day job 10/10

Buyers beware. The game is either a scam, made by unskilled devs, or a trolling attempt. You walk into the game and die..lose everything....cant get it back. No saving is allowed either. You punch trees and bushes for an hour..nothing ever drops. The keyboard keys are all bound strange. Have you ever heard of using L+Left ctrl to roll? No you cant rebind the keys either. The mouse/cursor disappears from the screen, sort of like it does if you are using gamepad support. But there is no gamepad support so I dont understand why its happening. Settings dont stay set in options menu. Everything you need to collect to live or to craft at the start of the game...is surrounded by enemies that you would see in end game content. They aggro from the other side of the map also, and never give up chase. Player is doomed no matter what they do, as this is all happening the MOMENT you walk into the game. Terrible. Refunded.

🏺 Greek Mythology, But You Suck 🏺 Booted up the game. Punched a skeleton. Skeleton punched back. 🔥 Combat? I’m just some dude with a stick. Bosses don’t scale to your skill—they scale to your suffering. Every enemy fights like they have a tragic backstory and something to prove. feels like the devs woke up and chose violence. 🏗️ Building? Started with a shack, ended up with Zeus’ summer home. Then a Minotaur evicted me with extreme violence. ⛵ Exploration? Sailed to a new island. Immediately got jumped. ⚔️ Dungeons? Walked in with big stick in hand. Crawled out with stick placed else where... 🤝 Multiplayer? 16-player co-op. More players = more people to watch die. ⚡ Final thoughts? Got folded by a Minotaur in record time ✅ Watched my friend get curb-stomped by a Cyclops. ✅ Accidentally started a war with Poseidon ✅ Would suffer again. ✅✅✅ 11/10

In the heart of The Farting Forest, A land so green and grand, Where toots and farts are chorus, And magic's close at hand. The puzzles? Oh, they're tricky, But toots give quite a clue. Solve one that's rather sticky, A fart might guide you through.