Apewar Reviews

Ah yes, my favorite hentai game. This game changed how I look on video games as a whole. The gameplay is that of the best game I, and others have experienced. I think i can say this for ALL of us and say. This truly, is a masterpiece.

for 70 cents i cant really complain, the idea is good for a game and im sure with a playerbase and good funding this game can get far

This game needs more advertisement! I randomly stumbled upon this fuckin GEM of a game. Is it pretty, NO Is it mindless fun for a few hours, yes Is the aiming dogshit, a little but you get used to it quick as hell I highly recommend for you and your friends get this cheap time waster and enjoy the hell out of it

10/10 for a philosopher who always used monkey metaphors in his introspection, this was hilarious. Well polished game too.

amazing game but not enough players, i keep getting matched with bots

this game is perfect for people who want to kill themself but for enlightened gamers it is horrid, lazily made, the t-34 when you blow it up turns into a wrecked abrams, the russian UAZ van has non moving wheels, they labelled the ak-74 as an ape-47 instead of an ape-74 which is quite stupid clearly they know little about guns. also its janky and broken and only fun at first because its such bad its funny

This game is perfect for recently lobotomized patients but as for the rest of the enlightened gamers out there (I say sipping my tea while sticking my pinkie finger out) it is a very horrible purchase for $0.99.

Great game they should honestly price the game higher i love the sex and naked woman in it also i was able to kill a crying helpless baby 10/10 game I recommend

Long has mankind pondered the meaning of beauty. Is it objective or subjective? This game has proven the existence of objective beauty. Some would say that beauty is purely an aesthetic concept, however when you play apewar you realise the true depths perfection can have. This games graphics are not realistic nor are they fantastical. This games graphics are on a higher, meta, level. Some might only see shitty unity assets, I pity these troglodytes. The thought that some are unable to appreciate apewars beauty puts a tear to my eye. But us, true apewar enjoyers, know better. We see the indescribable beauty in each pixel on our screen. Every frame bringing us the true meaning of what it is to be human. And that is not even describing this games masterful gameplay. The gunplay is orgasmic, the mobility divine. Some call this game the COD killer, I disagree. Because for it to be a COD killer implies it is in any way similar to COD. It isnt, this game exists on its own plain beyond videogaming. Truly, this game made me depressed. Because nothing in this existence will bring me the same joy as apewar. Now, you might think this is an overreaction from someone who has only played this game for little over an hour. But I promise you, I saw the light. Playing this game too much would be lethal for my pathetic human form. I exist to serve something bigger than just me, than just me. I exist to propagate the true beauty and dopamine of apewar. 10/10, gave my life true meaning

I contemplated suicide before buying this game. Upon playing it for the first time, i witnessed true euphoria. Never have i seen such a beautiful, well-crafted game in my life. Red Dead 2 and Cyberpunk dont match how emotionally connected you feel to this game. Upon completion, i became a better man. I stopped taking drugs, i went outside, i got a job and i found a real girlfriend. All because of this game. 10/10 would ape again. Monke