The Dark Side Of Mars Reviews

Did you ever wonder why colonizing Mars is estimated to be so incredible expensive? This game finally provides an adequate answer: There is simply too much space in a Mars station! The protagonist directly experiences pure human extravangance by walking through a tremendous amount of rooms that are filled with... nothing! Wait, did we see a desk with a computer? Nice, computers are surely benefitial in a station on Mars! So what does this other room feature? A... plastic sculpture? Nevermind, it becomes quite apparent that the protagonist is actually a drunken sailor with lung cancer. He basically can't walk straight, can only run a few seconds before experiencing serious health problems and sounds like a chainsmoking Darth Vader. While the physical condition of the protagonist might sound problematic for surving murdering creatures on a Mars station it actually isn't a real problem since you can just walk away from them. You might ask youself why the other (now dead) people in the station just didn't do that? Maybe they somehow underestimated the creatures since they do look oddly weak on first sight. It might be quite possible that the crew members just thought something like: 'Lol, I will just punch that thing in the face and it will surely go down first try haha, watch me trashing this punk' - however, noone expected the creatures incredible mighty superpower of simply killing you. If you like to randomly find an important keycard because you walked to close to a shelf after unsuccesfully searching the entire station for this card this game is the right game for you! Fans of walking away from mildly scary monsters will also experience a lot of fun!