The Duck Song Game Reviews

Anatidaephobia.

this is the game of all time

the guy with the negative review looked like a bitch so this game is awesome i bought it just to leave a positive review

Did you know that Steam requires a minimum playtime to leave a review? It's true! You have to put in a solid 5 minutes which meant that I had to force myself to play this turd for 4.5 more minutes just to warn any curious buyers that they would be better off throwing their nickels at ducks in the park than using them to buy this game. So why does the game suck? Well as you can see from the store images it looks like crap. That would be acceptable since it is based on a Flash video but the flash video had more animation here you just move a static duck left and right. This game reminds me of those old Tiger electronic handheld games that you'd get as gifts from older relatives that knew you liked video games but they didn't actually know anything about video games. Only somehow this is less fun than Tiger Electronics take on Street Fighter. The sound? Well it is literally a 3 second loop. How can you make a game based on a song and not actually have any of the song? Clearly they don't have permission to use the video or audio in the game. Gameplay? None. There is nothing here. I was dead serious that throwing nickels at ducks would be more fun. This style of game has a long history and was quite popular in early arcades done with something approaching even the tiniest amount of effort and care they can be a decent distraction but this game isn't it. Such poor animation and audio and overall effort isn't acceptable in 2023 even if the game is being sold for a $1. I'm not going to request a refund because I respect a good scam and much like a carny suckering me on a midway the guy that made this game got my money fair and square but nobody else needs to lose theirs.

The game is extremely repetitive. You are just catching grapes while dodging lemonade. It only costs a dollar and works on the Steam Deck. It's a great game to play in between homework assignments but You should only purchase the game if you have the extra dollar.