Sperma Reviews

reminds me of my younger days,back then life was easy

Imagina passar por tudo isso só pra ser abortado

It was a boy, I wanted a girl.... Seriously its good for only one shot but not really more.

waiting for the oral... and multiplayer dlcs

Well. As the proud owner of this game, and current global leader in hours played, that I know of, a whopping 1.4 hours. [and ooooh yes I plan on racking up more!] I guess that in fact makes me a world expert at this game. I enjoy this game very much! I actually had a ton of fun literally swimming around from one ovary collecting all the blue protein and then go all the way back to the other side, especially when I had tons of upgrades and could navigate comfortably. Give us more SPERM...A...!!! :)

Game has exactly one joke, and if you're far enough down the store page to read this then you've already seen it. 20 years ago it'd've been a flash browser game hosted somewhere in the bowels of albinoblacksheep or the like.

Does not save any upgrade progress. Each time you start from the beginning. This was obviously done with "replay-ability" as the aim by the developer but it just makes the game tedious. I saw, I came, I conquered.

A unique game where you guide sperm to an egg. Along the way there's a myriad of things that will get in your way or you will probably ram most of your little dudes into a wall. Every time you fail you get to upgrade the base sperm to do different things like increase speed, maintain a tighter group, turning speed, etc. This lets you get a better chance at fertilizing the egg at the end. That's pretty much the gist of it. Finished a few times and it's fun in an absurd kind of way. Would say that $1 is a solid recommended price point from me.

Very fun game, short but sweet... ahem that's what she said ;) I kept trying until I got a girl, but also kept finding new stuff in the game while I was doing it (hello SUPER protein). Those extra details, plus the randomness of the map, makes it interesting enough that I'll probably keep playing until I unlock all the achievements. Time to make my parents proud and become the Queen of Sperma!

Once upon a time, in a far-off land beneath the panties, a fleet of spermoids embarked on a grand journey through the battlefield of mucus and protein. They were on a mission to reach the shining ovum at the end of the grand fallopian hall. As they swam through the battlefield, they encountered all sorts of obstacles and dangers. The mucus was thick and gooey, and it clung to their tails, slowing them down and making it difficult to move forward. But they also encountered protein, which was helpful and nourishing, providing them with the strength and energy they needed to continue on their journey. Despite the challenges they faced, the spermoids were determined to reach their goal. They rode the currents and swam with all their might, dodging the sticky mucus and seeking out the helpful protein as they went. Some were swift and agile, darting through the battlefield with ease, while others were slow and steady, plodding along with determination. Many fell with a thunderous "ploop" as they were absorbed into the murkey walls. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, they reached the grand hall and saw the shining orb in the distance. It was a beautiful, glowing sphere, radiating warmth and light. The spermoids swam towards it with all their might, and as they drew near, they felt a great sense of accomplishment and pride. As they touched the orb, they were infused with a sense of peace and contentment, and they knew that their journey had been worth it - they had succeeded. And as they basked in the warmth of the orb, they were amazed to see new life beginning to sprout and grow around them. The journey had been difficult, but it had also been transformative, and the spermoids knew that they would always treasure the memories of their adventure together. 10/10 would impregnate again.