Chess for idiots
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The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Instead of thinking, just move your pieces in one of the many absurd ways!
App ID2121150
App TypeGAME
Developers
Publishers Polish Hacker
Categories Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Shared/Split Screen, Remote Play Together, Shared/Split Screen PvP
Genres Casual, Indie, Strategy, Early Access
Release Date1 Feb, 2024
Platforms Windows
Supported Languages English, Polish

Chess for idiots Steam Achievements

Chess for idiots offers players a rich tapestry of challenges, with a total of 47 achievements to unlock. These achievements span a variety of in-game activities, encouraging exploration, skill development, and strategic mastery. Unlocking these achievements provides not only a rewarding experience but also a deeper engagement with the game's content.

TUSK PLAYS ON ARROWS

Take a look at the control tips after launching the first game.

TWO AGAINST ONE IS A TUSK'S GANG

Make at least two coins land on (and eliminate) the same coin.

TUSK INSULTS FOR NOT HAVING V-BUCKS

Witness a player throwing his own coin off the board.

TUSK CALLS TO COLLECT BRUSHWOOD

Push your coin and your opponent's coin into the water at the same time.

TUSK IS BURNING TIRES

Push your opponent's coin into the water without losing your piece.

TUSK HELPLESS AGAINST INFLATION

Get an elimination with a diminished coin (without losing it).

TUSK'S FAULT!

Get an elimination using Hot Sauce.

TUSK DETONATED THE SPEAKER

Eliminate at least 2 enemy coins with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

TUSK BLOWS LEFT AND RIGHT

Get eliminations by blowing all types of chess pieces + any non-chess coin.

TUSK ENSLAVES THE MARKET

Get eliminations using every finger of the invisible hand of the market.

TUSK'S SCARING AGAIN

Make Dudu say "don't scare, don't scare".

TUSK JUST WANTS TO EAT AND LIVE

Get an elimination using Brushwood on coin with SeaWeed.

TUSK WITH GERMAN AMBITIONS

Destroy a SeaWeed and get an elimination with the same coin.

KONOPSKI - TUSK'S VICTIM

Get 3 different eliminations with Arrow: close, mid-range, long range.

TUSK CLAIMS THAT QWERTY ARE PEOPLE

Confirm that your pawn is actually a Queen.

THE RETURN OF TUSK

Make a coin with SeaWeed fall into the water.

TUSK VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION

Use Polarization to throw two coins off the board at once, only to find that one comes back.

TUSK DARES TO CHECK THE PRESIDENT

Put someone in check.

TUSK WORSE THAN MATE-THEW

Checkmate someone.

TUSK HAS JUST WON AND ALREADY BROKE HIS PROMISES

Win your first game.

TUSK WANTS TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Eliminate at least two enemy coins with Polarization.

THE TUSK (D)EFFECT

Eliminate an enemy coin after bouncing off "für deutschland".

TUSK STEALS 800+

Eliminate an enemy coin with Deflation.

TUSK CAUSES PUTINFLATION

Use Inflation a second time on the same coin.

POLES' GROWING EARNINGS ANNOY GERMANS

Eliminate a coin affected by Hot Sauce by enlarging a Polish coin.

TUSK IS A FOREIGN AGENT

Eliminate an enemy piece by a foreign coin that has your SeaWeed on it.

TUSK PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE EDGE

Make the coin land on its edge.

TUSK DESTROYS THE ZŁOTY

Use Hot Sauce on a 1 złoty coin.

TUSK IN CHARGE, IT'S OVER

Finish your first game.

TUSK LOVES REVENGE

Decide to have a rematch.

TUSK PROMOTES BODY POSITIVITY

Use Deflation a second time on the same coin.

TUSK SELLS POLISH CAPITAL

Convert an enemy Rook with your King.

TUSK TAKES TWO

Capture at least two pieces at once.

TUSK IS DESTROYING AT AN ALARMING RATE

Capture at least four pieces at once.

TUSK SAYS CHECKMATE

Give Check and Mate at the same time.

TUSK'S 100 LIES

Complete 100 games.

1000 TUSK VICTIMS

Eliminate 1000 coins.

TUSK LAYS HIS HAND ON THE CHURCH

Convert an enemy Pawn with your Bishop.

EN PASSANTUSK

Eliminate a pawn by flying over it.

TUSK MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN

Draw a game.

TOUCH OF TUSK

Eliminate a coin that has a SeaWeed on it without destroying it first.

TUSK FLEES TO BRUSSELS

Perform castling with your own coins.

TUSK IS BETRAYING THE NATION

Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

TUSK WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN...

Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (You cannot push any into the water, nor kill your own horses, nor kill other types of pieces - you have to focus only on foreign horses until you jump on some 4 times in a row)

EDGING OF TUSK

Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.

TUSK VS KACZYŃSKI

Capture a king with a king.

TUSK LITTERS IN THE NATIONAL PARK

Throw a coin very far off the board.


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