FunnyPizzaLand Reviews

Very unique and surreal art direction, cutscenes look very strange and cool. The actual game is unfinished and barely playable without a .dll file found on a random github repository (unsure if I downloaded some malware along with it.) Would recommend if it was free, but $7 is way too much for a game that is clearly not finished.

Usually games chiefly advertising a "surreal" experience have some kind of vast, nuanced, underlying meaning, something to ultimately "justify" its avant-garde design or narrative or overall experience. Sometimes, for the sake of vindicating its package as a video game rather than just a movie or short film or excess methylthioninium chloride intake-induced dream, compromises are made to the core ideas and thus the inherent abstruse nature is marginally to majorly undercut for the sake of player engagement. Maybe with all of that grandiloquent waffling, I'd have something more valuable, pertinent, or even sagacious to say about the recherché escapade that is FunnyPizzaLand; but just like FunnyPizzaLand, I did all of that to waste your time because it's hilarious. This game is simply a janky, pointless gem, and I'm very happy it wasted my time and frustrated, confused, and/or tickled my friends who watched me play it. As a game, it has nothing to justify its (ultimately rather meager) $8.99 USD price. As a solo-driven time capsule serving both as a ridiculous futz and a peek into the inexplicable whimsy of a Deutsch brain, it's invaluable. At the very minimum, you'll have a snort of laughter at one of the various (compatibility mode set to Windows XP SP3 only) cutscenes—isn't that worth three McDonald's cheeseburgers? Is there anything more avant-garde than having literally zero reason to exist?