Boxing Queen Reviews

I can not recommend this game as it is. I beat the non-existent "story" in 8 minutes. There is nothing else to this game, either. 6 opponents that were all defeated with the same simple tactic. I did encounter an issue in the game play with a match continuing after I received the victory message. That is a minor issue compared to the fact that there is just no real substance here. The fundamentals of boxing at the most basic level are present. One mouse button to attack while the other mouse blocks. Convenient for a one-handed method of play, but this game simply does not bring enough to the table. Knockdowns end the fight as there is no getting up before a 10 count is applied like one might see in a boxing match. If I paid $5 to buy into a demo of a game that will be constantly expanded on, then I might change this review down the road into a recommend. As things stand, there is just not enough here to make me feel like this is little more than a tech demo or proof of concept.

Okay, so this game is amusing, but not really worthwhile. It is a very simplistic boxing game, where you get 'punch', 'block', and 'weave.' Stamina and health bars. Six opponents, no choice of who you play. That's it. Of course, the point is that all the boxers are cute women in high heels, mostly in underwear or similar attire. That part of it was done fine. But that is the extent of the 'sexual content' - there is no game or storyline outside of just 'punch', 'block', 'weave.' Not going to refund it or anything - I just bought it for kicks anyway. But there really isn't that much to this game. The controls are fairly sluggish and unresponsive, the gameplay is extremely simplistic, and the camera is player-controlled. (It bugged out once for me.) Up to you. :)