Game Cycle Reviews

ENG: Basically we have 20 days to try 20 little games, which are mostly Windows 95/98 style arcade games. It has some interesting stuff and may cause nostalgia in some old guy over 30 like me. I'm not going to review each game, in the trailer you can appreciate them well, although I have to mention that Cowboy Lance seemed to me the best one. Recommended if you see it cheap. ESP: Básicamente tenemos 20 días para probar 20 jueguitos, que son mayormente arcades estilo Windows 95/98. Tiene sus cositas interesantes y puede llegar a causar nostalgia en algún viejito +30 como yo. No voy a hacer review de cada jueguito, en el trailer se puede apreciar bien los mismos, aunque mencionar que Cowboy Lance me pareció el mejor. Recomendado si lo ves baratito.

My family got a fancy PC in 1993, which came with a stack of cool Aztech shareware discs. I played through a ton of the games over the years, always noticing the lone individuals credited and the registration information. Although I never did register any of those games, they really stuck with me. Hugo's House of Horrors, Corn Cob, The Last Half of Darkness, and hundreds of other small, independently developed games shaped my earliest experiences on a computer. This nostalgia piece really struck home. Like any real shareware disc, some games are better than others, but most were engaging enough to get me pushing for the optional achievements. While Cowboy Lance was easily the most entertaining, I enjoyed wrapping my head around Fifty Zeros and getting wrecked by Hunger Strike. Feel free to ignore the unfocused hot tub story sequences, but stay for the dev's understanding of what made shareware discs so cool!

First off, I'd like to say I enjoyed playing this game. It's short and sweet, has a certain charm, and I had a good time. That being said, here's a review of every single mini-game on the computer from the point of view of the main character. Memory Match: A simple memory match game. And by simple, I mean SIMPLE. The images are near visual gibberish. Challenge Completion: I had to take a photo of each square to complete the first puzzle flawlessly. Overall: 3/10 Greenway Mini Golf: Oh, cool; a videogame! This time we're on the green, shouting "Fore!" and all that other stuff golfers do. Fun little game. Challenge Completion: Getting under the total par wasn't a big deal, but getting inside the castle, as far as I can tell, is impossible. I've tried it from multiple angles, and it isn't budging. Overall: 7/10 Ship It Like The Mailman: Are you ready for suffering? Because that's all this game has to offer you. Complete with touchy controls, unforgiving lives, unfair difficulty, and music that's so repetitive that it'd give a goldfish deja vu. Challenge Completion: This game's challenge is merely to complete it, which tests my patience just as much as my skill. Overall: 1/10 Mr. Hangy (Demo): If this is the demo, there's no need to purchase the entire game, as I've had my fill. A simple game of hangman with common phrase answers. Challenge Completion: Hardly difficult compared to the previous three games' challenges; you have to find all the solutions. Overall: 5/10 Blackjack Buddy: A gambler's fantasy, except this time, no money or stakes. Play a round of blackjack with an unknown dealer, or spam the various buttons until you win, whichever you prefer. Challenge Completion: So far, this is the only game where the required game time of 3 minutes is the tricky part, where the challenges can be achieved easily in the first minute of playing by mashing "HIT ME." Overall: 2/10 Drawifyer 2000: Be the artist you always dreamed you could be! Brush up on your painting skills with a wide variety of 9 colors on a white background. Click the erase button really fast if you feel a bit of eye strain could add to the fun. Challenge Completion: The only real challenge here is overcoming the bug that is "Use all colors to make a drawing." When this has happened, the challenge isn't marked as complete. Overall: 5/10 Survive Squares: Do you want to play a claustrophobic game of unforgiving hit detection as a triangle running away from squares only guided by the cold, uncaring hand of randomness? Well, I can tell you firsthand that Survive Squares is that game. Challenge Completion: It's not too hard to get more than 15 points if your dodges are good enough and your luck is blessed (My high score is 23). Overall: 6/10 The Wingless Bee: This is easily the most in-depth game thus far, as it has higher-quality music, all kinds of enemies, and even a boss battle, which caught me by surprise. The only complaint I have with it is that you can't move the bee as fast as you can tap the inputs. Challenge Completion: The completion marks weren't much of a challenge here, as it just asked to beat the game and pick up all the collectibles you see. Overall: 9/10 Hunger Strike: Ever wanted to play a game of Pac-Man where the ghosts didn't fight fair? Your wish has been granted. In this game, you'll be clipped around corners, spawn trapped, surrounded, and more. There is no sanctuary or solitude to be found here, no punches pulled. Completion Challenge: The point challenge was not that bad, and by the time I got 6000 points, I thought the game was fun. HOWEVER, I refuse to complete this game due to how awful it gets and how wonky of a port of Pac-Man this is. Legitimately made me more frustrated than Ship it Like the Mailman. Overall: 2/10 Number Crawler: A grid of numbers assigned randomly from 1-9; you pick a tile adjacent to you and slide across the board in that direction that many times and if you go off the board or a space you've been on, you lose. I'd rather play minesweeper. Challenge Completion: The point goal wasn't particularly tough to reach. Overall: 5/10 Balls at War 2: Install an auto clicker and click on some balls. A truly ballular experience to be had. Challenge Completion: I'm not sure if the auto clicker counts as cheating to get the best-ending text, but I don't care at this point. Overall: 8/10 Joseph's Plate Smasher: Toss your hat at plates. Avoid the red ones if you want a positive score, and only hit the red ones if you wish to have a negative score. If only Joseph and his hat could move a little more quickly. Challenge Completion: Both point goals weren't difficult to hit with a few tries. Overall: 6/10 Cascading Blocks: I hope you're ready for a version of Tetris with the most touchy, disagreeable controls you've ever experienced. Challenge Completion: Get a Tetris, and then play marathon mode for an unnecessarily long time. Overall: 4/10 Fifty Zeroes: Are you a mathematician who also happens to be a tire enthusiast? This game is for you. Count the number of zeroes in the numbers listed in scientific notation and jump over various obstacles. What fun. Challenge Completion: The challenge is to beat the game. Not much more to say here. Overall: 7/10 Slither: The simple game compilation wouldn't be complete without a version of Snake. And what a version it is. This version is so stripped back and simple that it would put the Nokia version to shame. Completion Challenge: Score 25 points. What else am I supposed to say? It's Snake. You've played it before. Overall: 5/10 Color Invasion: Oh no! Humanity is under attack by odd-shaped, primary color space ships! The only way you take them out is to shoot them with a matching color shot. It's as if Space Invaders required conscious thought while playing. Challenge Completion: You have to shoot 25 red and yellow ships. I had it done before the required 3 minutes were up. Overall: 6/10 Desktop Tank: It made me out of breath with laughter and made Greenway Mini Golf 5x more fun. Challenge Completion: The challenge is just to use it in different places, and I sure did. Overall: 10/10 Cowboy Lance: Episode One: I really like this one. The dialogue is hilarious, and so are the various things that happen. Super great; I wouldn't mind seeing a full game like this. Challenge Completion: The challenge is essentially completed just by finishing the chapter. And dodging some cacti. Overall: 10/10 Simply Smashing: Arkanoid with two MAJOR differences; when you lose a ball, the level resets entirely, and you have little to no control of the ball's direction. Challenge Completion: Beat the whole thing; you get the gist by now. Overall: 7/10 Crack the Code: Guess numbers randomly until you find the correct four-digit code. Very little to this one and an odd game to end on. Completion Challenge: Crack three codes. Nothing more is required. Overall: 3/10